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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Pedophile apology in the Saif Systems Manifesto, Pages 34 and 73.

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Even after Duany'ay warned the other freeloaders that "something was going to happen in 3 hours" last night and they all grouped up in the glassroom... nothing happened...? What the fuck? I went to bed around 1 AM EST thinking I'd just watch whatever fallout had occurred but I guess they needed a vibe reset? What vibes were ruined...I'm pretty sure it's been really peaceful since the Goo Factory door busting
 
Even after Duany'ay warned the other freeloaders that "something was going to happen in 3 hours" last night and they all grouped up in the glassroom... nothing happened...? What the fuck? I went to bed around 1 AM EST thinking I'd just watch whatever fallout had occurred but I guess they needed a vibe reset? What vibes were ruined...I'm pretty sure it's been really peaceful since the Goo Factory door busting
Drakes master Laura leaving has calmed the place in general. I am guessing timing schedules were not lining up for whatever they have planned. Or tonight is going to be just another low energy letty challenges and we just have to accept that.
 
yes, it's apologism not direct admission of being pedophiles though. very in-line with the muslim thinking of "oh ackshually aisha was fertile at 9y/o so it's fine that mohammad raped her" and the kaliacc thinking of "dude grooming and violence should spread because it'll collapse society faster lmao"

the first one is a meme made from the PoV of a guy who was groomed on club penguin and misses his groomer, the second is them razzing a guy in a groupchat who said that "Lolita"(Dolores from the titular novel/movie) was indeed the victim of Humbert, which implies that the other groupchat members "ironically" think that Humbert(from the same novel) was based.
 
Even after Duany'ay warned the other freeloaders that "something was going to happen in 3 hours" last night and they all grouped up in the glassroom... nothing happened...? What the fuck? I went to bed around 1 AM EST thinking I'd just watch whatever fallout had occurred but I guess they needed a vibe reset? What vibes were ruined...I'm pretty sure it's been really peaceful since the Goo Factory door busting
They needed to vibe reset because they announced that the elimination challenge between Drake and Bashir would be happening (nobody knows when) and that's stressful. We'll probably need another vibe reset day after the elimination challenge and it's a good thing they extended the season too because after they announce the final challenge we should vibe reset again just in case, wouldn't want anyone to be stressed in the last few days of fishtank.
 
yes, it's apologism not direct admission of being pedophiles though. very in-line with the muslim thinking of "oh ackshually aisha was fertile at 9y/o so it's fine that mohammad raped her" and the kaliacc thinking of "dude grooming and violence should spread because it'll collapse society faster lmao"

the first one is a meme made from the PoV of a guy who was groomed on club penguin and misses his groomer, the second is them razzing a guy in a groupchat who said that "Lolita"(Dolores from the titular novel/movie) was indeed the victim of Humbert, which implies that the other groupchat members "ironically" think that Humbert(from the same novel) was based.
Are muslims also known for homo apologetics? because the first page is gay as hell. I read the second page as implying Humbert was the victim, not that he was based. Which isn't really wrong, I can't imagine most pedophiles are stoked about their brain being cooked.
 
Are muslims also known for homo apologetics? because the first page is gay as hell. I read the second page as implying Humbert was the victim, not that he was based. Which isn't really wrong, I can't imagine most pedophiles are stoked about their brain being cooked.
Muhammed got fucked by Al-zut men in the desert and they cope that this was not gay.
 
I honestly hate the whole gaslighting and treating the audience like morons bit, the timer was the first thing this season that starkly reminded me to never give these niggers money. I love the show, I like the cast and even like Jet Neptune, Ben and the gang, but I don't like being regarded as an idiot and having my time wasted. Who enjoyed that bit? Production barely and a handful of retard unemployed sycophant fans (I GOT TROLLED, LOL.)

Please, keep involving the audience as the interactivity obviously works amazingly - just don't project your hatred for the small minority of the retards in the audience to the entire audience. You will grow and make more money.
 
I honestly hate the whole gaslighting and treating the audience like morons bit, the timer was the first thing this season that starkly reminded me to never give these niggers money. I love the show, I like the cast and even like Jet Neptune, Ben and the gang, but I don't like being regarded as an idiot and having my time wasted. Who enjoyed that bit? Production barely and a handful of retard unemployed sycophant fans (I GOT TROLLED, LOL.)

Please, keep involving the audience as the interactivity obviously works amazingly - just don't project your hatred for the small minority of the retards in the audience to the entire audience. You will grow and make more money.
If they do want to give the people in house a little break, they should atleast give the audience a heads-up and have at least 1 room with some actual planned content.
 
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I honestly hate the whole gaslighting and treating the audience like morons bit, the timer was the first thing this season that starkly reminded me to never give these niggers money. I love the show, I like the cast and even like Jet Neptune, Ben and the gang, but I don't like being regarded as an idiot and having my time wasted. Who enjoyed that bit? Production barely and a handful of retard unemployed sycophant fans (I GOT TROLLED, LOL.)

Please, keep involving the audience as the interactivity obviously works amazingly - just don't project your hatred for the small minority of the retards in the audience to the entire audience. You will grow and make more money.
Even if the audience ARE moron paypiggies, you don't need to troll them le epic style by doing 0 payoff time wasters or bait and switch. You have a captive audience of tards who will pay hundreds of dollars to have a few plastic balls dumped in a closet, or for a few ai voiced messages over a loudspeaker, and they are going to pay $50 for a glob of glue and borax because it was made on the show.

The whole show is basically a grift of the fans (sam pretty much said as much when he was involved) so you don't need to go the extra mile and try to fuck with them explicitly. Also mints shouldn't even be allowed to TTS, that tard is a literal discord mod who should be neither seen nor heard.
 
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