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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
You cannot really induce a panic attack on command so this will just boil down to how acts the most convincing. Totally a even and fair challenge considering one of the contestants is a (at least semi) professional actor. Really getting bored of these challenges, really wish they would just pick a winner and move on. This finale is just insulting.
It's funny when they have these acting challenges they dance around outright acknowledging that it is one. Like how the traumatic story challenge was secretly an acting challenge too despite not being presented as such
 
You cannot really induce a panic attack on command so this will just boil down to how acts the most convincing. Totally a even and fair challenge considering one of the contestants is a (at least semi) professional actor. Really getting bored of these challenges, really wish they would just pick a winner and move on. This finale is just insulting.
Have you ever met a woman? lmao
 
>unemployable in his chosen field forever
>prettyboy hair shaved and not coming back (already on finasteride)
>gummy girlfriend mad at you because you snuggled with a piss witch
Yeah I’m thinking this is a twin W no matter what
James will always have a spot on kicktank. Jet will make sure of that.
 
To be honest I think the Twins just can't win unless they get a lot of challenges that go their way. They're autistic, disabled adults at the end of the day. This really should have been Bashir vs Drake, as fun as the Twins are to watch and have around. If it was Bashir vs Drake I think the vibes would be a lot better, too. A 1v1, man on man of two guys who are all there. Twins just aren't, and it makes their losses more sad to watch than anything, at least for me. In my ideal world Drake and the Twins would just both get 50k. I'm hoping there's a runner up prize like in season 1.
 
Have you ever met a woman? lmao
my theory is that, as we know, there is nothing more terrifying than lady nipples (thats why they're so off limits obviously) and a woman has to SEE HER OWN LADY NIPPLES AT LEAST ONCE A DAY so she's CONSTANTLY EXPOSED TO THIS TERRIFYING REALITY and that's why they have so many panic attacks.

That or, you know, they look at themselves in the mirror and realize they aren't the hottest thing around and instead of giving up on that and developing a personality like a normal person double, triple, or even quadruple down into a neurotic and fragile mindset.

or some of them maybe possibly have mental issues because of predatory men who've harmed them
 
Never liked the head shaving thing, although I guess they made it optional this time around. Made sense enough for S2's theme but rough beyond that. No one can say the finalists aren't dedicated now though
It really depends on context. The head shaving in s2 was meant to be dark and humiliating. In s3 Luke shaving his head during the ball brothers concert was lighthearted. I think this season’s head shaving is pretty lighthearted.
 
It was a cool idea when they were supposed to be two halves of a whole but now that it got reversed it's just sad.
The issue isn't the twins lol, a twins/landon, twins/emma, twins/vicky finale etc would have been fine. But you cant cast normal people and then an admittedly very short chad.
Or you can, but then you need to press him fucking hard, nonstop dead nephew/nigger step son bits.
 
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