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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Chuck Shiesty said:
The real Main Event is Burt vs Duany'ay for the role of FH 3.0 host
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I am particularly hoping for Burt to miss he poo bomb and hit Landon and for somehow JD showing up just so Laura tortures him one last time with Bashir laughing in the background.
(Yours is also really good)
 
PhoneCharger said:
No one seems to realize autists need clear cut instructions. You can repeat a vague "think outside the box" till the cows come home but it's not really going to sink it, its just not how their brains work.
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So what you're saying is they should... coddle the twins?
Hasn't there been enough of that?
 
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Roak said:
It feels like a lot of the people getting mad at production for giving Drake points aren't even watching the show. The Twins are half-assing the majority of these challenges and need to lock the fuck in. It's honestly annoying that sometimes they seem completely uninterested in what they're doing (probably because they are autistic af)
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They're clearly putting in the effort and care a lot about the challenges, but like you said they're autistic and you're unable to read autists so they seem uninterested/half ass'd when it isn't the case.
 
Roak said:
It feels like a lot of the people getting mad at production for giving Drake points aren't even watching the show. The Twins are half-assing the majority of these challenges and need to lock the fuck in. It's honestly annoying that sometimes they seem completely uninterested in what they're doing (probably because they are autistic af)
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You don't get it, the severely stunted 26-year-olds deserve to win because they just should.
PhoneCharger said:
No one seems to realize autists need clear cut instructions. You can repeat a vague "think outside the box" till the cows come home but it's not really going to sink it, its just not how their brains work.
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They're "creatives" so I'm guessing there is an assumption they have some creative spectrum. I'm not sure it's fully dawned on the wiggers that the extent of their art is re-drawing CalArts slop and old Cartoon Network/Nick stuff.
 
The twins are shattered.

This is just Letty vs Josie all over again, where Josie eventually won mainly by virtue of Letty being more physically feeble and tiring first, and therefore not able to put in as much effort and energy in to the challenges as they dragged on

It shouldn't automatically translate in to being more deserving. It should be fairly obvious that JD would have more physical energy than the twins.
 
mer569 said:
So what you're saying is they should... coddle the twins?
Hasn't there been enough of that?
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I love the argument that it would be unfair to not coddle the twins. It's unfair to do any challenge that James might win. They should be doing Homestuck trivia challenges to even the playing field.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
I love the argument that it would be unfair to not coddle the twins. It's unfair to do any challenge that James might win. They should be doing Homestuck trivia challenges to even the playing field.
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Literally no one is saying this. Drake fans refuse to engage with the clear bias production has for him with the rule changes and them almost throwing out a poll because twins won it so they can harp on fact twins uhhh get pep talks.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
I love the argument that it would be unfair to not coddle the twins. It's unfair to do any challenge that James might win. They should be doing Homestuck trivia challenges to even the playing field.
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Can't do physical challenges. Can't do acting challenges. Seemingly also can't do art challenges.
We need to bring out the Shape Sorter game, looks like.
 
Roak said:
It feels like a lot of the people getting mad at production for giving Drake points aren't even watching the show. The Twins are half-assing the majority of these challenges and need to lock the fuck in. It's honestly annoying that sometimes they seem completely uninterested in what they're doing (probably because they are autistic af)
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Yeah, I wanted the Twins to win, and I do think almost every challenge has been an obvious Drake win or a push, but I can't even be mad at the Twins losing from their performance.

It's not Fairtank, and I do think Jet wants to punish the fans by having their favorite lose, but I also don't think it's rigged. The Twins are underpreforming as much as production is favoring Drake to get to this point, I'd be so much more angry if they had been killing it.
 
Wiggers should have been pushing the twins to do shit all season, you can't leave it up till the final challenge and except the autists that coasted through the whole thing to suddenly put in effort.
 
Jet pissed me off with the "you're artists I expected more from you" comments when talking about ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS.

Some of the world's best oil painters couldn't give you a passable watercolor painting and that's the fucking truth.
 
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