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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
What were peoples' favourite TTSes of the season? With clips if you have them.

I missed a lot of it; the only 'Hall of Famer' I can recall was the "suicide" one which had Ben cracking up in the confessional with Emma.


 
Since ep 6 of s3 is out, I'll continue my personal habit of posting unflattering pictures of Binx to the thread

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Binx STINX
 
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Letty lost a ton of my interest after she started looking less like a bug and just does some mean girl barbs as her primary form of contribution. What has become of the pisswitch.
She traded the piss powers for simp powers, it's not that hard to understand between S1 Letty and any other time Letty. She also (probably) got several STDs from the IP2 guys.
 
The most wholesome moment for me was the final challenge, everyone was tasked to get the goo from the goo factory. In a straight line, they're heading up the stairs while bouncing to and singing "Burts Goo Song" while it plays around the house on repeat while they get all the goo. I wish I had the clip of them going up the stairs singing in unison, felt iconic as an ending scene.

 
The most wholesome moment for me was the final challenge, everyone was tasked to get the goo from the goo factory. In a straight line, they're heading up the stairs while bouncing to and singing "Burts Goo Song" while it plays around the house on repeat while they get all the goo. I wish I had the clip of them going up the stairs singing in unison, felt iconic as an ending scene.
With the musical mishap, they resume around the 25 second mark



EDIT: found one more
 
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The poll is shit. I've already sperged about it enough in the sneedchat, but I'd rate the season a 5/5 excluding the finale which is worse or as bad (undecided) as s2. I'll take S4's 'ending' over this.

Letty panty(?) shot plus goo and gooning Burt threadtax.
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Sort of makes you wonder why the 50k was enough of a prize for him to go as far as he did.
I think it was less about the money and more about being on the Tank after the Wiggers fucked up his casting for Season 3. A 50k cash injection for a small production company would also be pretty decent and help with some operating costs too. Ultimately I don't really care who won it between Bash / Drake / Twins as the season was holistically enjoyable, the ending was just controversial. And I get the impression the Twins haven't really "won" anything before so disappointed for them.
 
Along with Landons song this is stuck in my head for the forseeable future thanks to the finale.
It's a haram show per se
 
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This season really felt like a reboot of the show. It wasn't really Season 5 of Fishtank, but Season 1 of the New Fishtank - "no old faces" (ie. specifically Sam and Frank). I would say that this was a really good season, but the tenor of the show was so different, so in that regard it's difficult to compare it to the previous seasons. I genuinely hope they get a great host for Season 6 because this season was irrefutable evidence that the host determines the vibe of the house. Bam was great, but because he was relatively chill, it fostered the friend-house-family-tank situation. Hopefully next season has some bold choices.
 
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