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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
HexFag said:
cinematic parallels
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Jimmy : Yes. The Twinners and the Bashtards have both been wiped out without a trace. I understand, sir. But they were necessary sacrifices. Yes, the Wiggers have taken care of James Drake themselves. I believe the Fishtank chat will be satisfied. Goran is finished. Your time has finally arrived. Yes. The Basement is relying on us to keep a lid on the whole affair. We've got them by the balls. It should make a valuable trump card in future negotiations. Yes, Mr. Margera. Of course. I'll keep the Season Pass Subs informed.
*Discord call tone*
Jimmy : Yes, it's me. Laura has accomplished her mission. The 50k is now safely with us... in Jimmycord's hands. With this money... yes, the Famous Neighborhood can finally be revived. The check we handed Mr. Drake was a fake. His nigger step babies must be in an uproar right about now. I'm afraid so. Only half of the money has made it back to the Wiggers. Burt must still have part of the cash. Yes, the house has been reduced to ashes. That's right. The Atlanta house has been obliterated by the goo we brought in as well. Yes, that was The Fish's work, too. Speaking of which, I've obtained something from Goran that you might find interesting. It's a revolutionary new nuclear attack system. Perhaps it might just come in handy some day. Yes, we have Alex B, I mean The Monkey King - to thank for that. Ben believed it as well. Yes, they bought our story. I don't think they'll be making a fuss. The secondary alert has been lifted as well. And the Wiggers still haven't discovered my true identity. They have no idea that I've been triple-crossing them. I will continue my activities as a contact for the new government. Yes, it appears that no one knew that I was the Boss Nigga. Of course. I'm always at the Jimmycord's disposal...
...Mr. Goldstriker.
 
The Man With No Name said:
Direnc was the most competitive female fish they ever had and she was wasted on S4, same with Freddie. And now because they're on the same season with untouchable freaks like Aryeh, they also didn't get an invite back.
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tbf to them I think Direnc said they/fans asked if shed come back and said she didnt want to, but also because shes in Australia and I think they also mentioned they basically made a casting mistake with her, and they want US citizens only because they would have had to do some visa or tax thing if she had won (they probably wouldnt have let her win because of it).
Wax said:
Mints waddling like the fat faggot he is through the house

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Nah he just did the piss and shit yourself challenge in solidarity but it was like 16 hours late.
 
Mints in the confessional rn
 

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Ernest Hemingway said:
Mints in the confessional rn
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He has said that the FT Kick channel will go live for "special things that we're doing," so you can follow on Kick with notifications and not have to camp the website or social media in the postseason.

"Stream Stars and Magic Stars probably will never happen again." ALEX B THE FIRST AND ONLY MAGIC STARS WINNER MONKEY KING BABY OOH OOH AAH AAH

"We planned for it to be goo wrestling for, like, a week."
 
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Lonjil said:
I have learned kick auto deletes vods after 30 days it seems? Hopefully that channel you linked or another has days 1-7. Good thing I decided to archive this shit is gonna vanish
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It wasn’t streamed on kick for the first few days, not sure when they switched over from YouTube.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
QRD on Freeloaders this season:
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I'll do Fish too I guess:

Landon 8/10: Really could have been an all-timer IMO, the cuckening broke him. Classic example of a Fish returning in the same season never playing out well. Still think he had the highest of highs out of anyone all-up though and enjoyed his bullshit. Shit-testing in a way which isn't just threatening to Markypost or /r9k/ sperg is tippable. The choking on cheese fries TTS was the hardest I laughed all season.

Drake 7/10: Was my pick to win, was happy he won. I think not saying nigger in the tank is pretty soft and I wouldn't have been mad if they gave it to the Twins based on that alone, but they made him super uncomfortable in there. The only normie who thrived in Tank history. Fort Drake seemed like the turning point where it was clear he was gonna run away with it. Happy he wanted to work with the Wiggers afterwards, logistics wise I think he could be a benefit to production.

Bashir 7/10: Was obviously the most fascinating to most. Less so to me because I typically think superfan fish are really gay, but he did well not letting it out on screen. I'm still in awe he didn't know the Family Guy trivia to this day. Was pretty clear he had ulterior motives treating the tank like the Acali expedition Sex Raft for his own thesis, I would say he failed in that goal based on how the final played out and how often he cried to production about perceived rigging. Without the whining he's probably an 8.

Twins 6.5/10: Really high highs, really low lows. They'll be the most successful post-tank and I hope they do make it out of the poverty pit, but a lot of factors made it so any sort of audience input this season was moot because they were functionally a slightly more active Josie. Should have been eliminated in the candy challenge, the message would have hit way more about complacency rather than have Drake choke the fuck out of them.

Anissa 6/10: I'm genuinely impressed someone did the coded message thing through TTS effectively, first one to do it (Jimmy's attempts were pathetic). Thought she was a gamer through and through, but obviously resorted to sabotage the moment she knew she had no shot at winning. I think she would have thugged it out harder if the wiggers can control perceptions of rigging/narrative a lot better, easily had top 3 potential on merit/performance alone.

JD 3/10: Most of this is based on him just being a TTS piñata, as a human being this guy is a complete waste of oxygen. Gay superfan who probably told his polycule about how he'd mog the tank before going in. I hope you die, JD Gay.

Emma 2/10: Only good for the suicide TTS and crashout boyfriend. Doesn't deserve more words.

Bezo 2/10: I wish this faggot could have sucked it up and dealt with his shitty Minecraft base getting destroyed. Had a lot of potential both as a troll and a punching bag, completely squandered.

Vicky 1.5/10: Temu Sylvia. If you didn't see S1 live I'd understand why you like her more, but realistically she's just a much worse version in every way. Good reason not to bring addicts on, as funny as it sounds on paper.

Charity 0/10: I expect to see her in the next Channing/Shadi doc. Insane that she was on MTV in the 2000s and didn't recognize Bam.

For the record, only 10/10 I've given is for S3 Luke, and 9/10 for S1 Letty and S4 Direnc.
 
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Mints lore from confessional: Mints wrote all of the “gay shit that shows up in the text box” before you type and also most of the global missions. He was a moderator on some other project and got switched over to Fishtank once it started. He started his transition in 2023 and has been on testosterone for three years. He tried taking the Ozempic pill but gained weight because he thought “I can just let the pills do it”. He’s now on the shot lol.
 
Rango Dango said:
blane will forever be 10/10 for me
this nigga always gave his 110% into challenges and was funny too
i expect to see him in bloodgames 2
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Don't like Blane and don't like the implications of him choosing the twins to become their freeloader after seeing what type of shit he's "sharing with his porn friend".
 
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