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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
If Cobes was tarded enough to need a tugboat, then I have no doubt that Bingo might be, too. The main difference is Cobes dad had enough foresight to get that checked out, whereas their mom also seems slow.
 
I know groomer Jet meme and all. But I realistically think if the Twins just worked for Jet/Fishtank their lives would be a lot better. They seem on board to be there. They are usually on board with whatever production tells them to do. They can both be the center of attention and supporting characters. Having someone to be around to tard wrangle them on their finances would help them, clearly their mom doesn't do that. And they can still do their art and have a job being entertaining while having consistent pay. I really hope Jet meant it when he said he plans on bringing them back to some capacity.
Plus we know they'd be better employees than the e-girl squad this season.
 
I don’t blame her for trying to get qualified for some sort of disability.
She mentioned that she wasn't retarded enough to qualify. Ironically it's often more difficult for the the people like her(that actually need it) to qualify for benefits because they are autistically honest about some things instead of just saying "No, I can't do that".
If she was just slightly coached on how to answer some stuff she would 100% qualify.
 
I’ve been rewatching Kenny vs Spenny and I think they would be amazing freeloaders. Kenny spent a decade mastering being the worlds worst roommate and Spenny would 100% argue with every TTS sent to him just printing that hate money.
 
If Cobes was tarded enough to need a tugboat, then I have no doubt that Bingo might be, too. The main difference is Cobes dad had enough foresight to get that checked out, whereas their mom also seems slow.
is twins mom a bad mom?
do twins belong in a grouphome?
will kfc bring back the doubledown?
 
I’ve been rewatching Kenny vs Spenny and I think they would be amazing freeloaders. Kenny spent a decade mastering being the worlds worst roommate and Spenny would 100% argue with every TTS sent to him just printing that hate money.
They should be there for a week, and actually have a competition based on the show. Have the fish divided into two groups, one group is on Kenny’s team and the other on Spenny. Have them have a day to scheme and plan and then let all hell break loose.

If they implemented KvS on S5, it would be funny to see Bash, Emma, JD on spenny side, with the more chaotic Laura, James drake and bingo bongo with Kenny.

Bash is only with Spenny since he loves to nit pick the rules and complain.
 
Frank is a faggot who got mogged by a 19 year old lesbian and a 5'8" Indian guy the last time he was on
Yeah, and it was hilarious. It created one of the most viral moments of the whole season. Frank being willing to take an L unlike Jet or any other member of production is part of his appeal, imo. One of his ideas for S5 was to see if he could push James Drake far enough to get knocked out by him.

Frank is fat retarded nigger clown. And that's why he's perfect for fishtank.
 
I don't believe Bongo when she says she works two jobs to support her, her mom, and her sister, but was somehow able to take a month off. What mom would be ok with gambling on her sperg daughters winning a contest by losing a month of income if it meant the three of them might end up homeless? I believe they've been behind on rent before, but their mom doesn't seem irresponsible besides her bad choice in men when she was younger.

I also don't really think she's lying, just that neither of them seems to have enough life experience to understand what things actually cost. It's probably just a few part time retail pity shifts here and there to help with bills and buy her and Bingo crayons and weed. I could be wrong, but their handling of the candy and thinking it was way more than it was makes me think they have trouble with concepts like money.

And Bingo needs to go to a Dr. for her ana-chan malnourishment, that's why she's always cranky and sleeping. She never got those nutrients back from Bongo lol
I really hope there's somebody around them who understands how taxes work because I'm quite sure the twins do not. At one point during the show TTS asked them if they know they have to pay taxes on the money won and Bongo's answer was, and I shit you not, something along the lines of "yes, but since the Epstein files came out I have heard a lot of people don't pay taxes anymore". I don't understand this argument but whatever.
Off the $26k won they have to pay like $5.5k in taxes and considering they live near the poverty line they're going to be absolutely fucked if IRS comes to collect but they have squandered everything.
 
Bongo's cat knocked on the door:
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This black cat is Jack and there is another; a grey/white whose name I do not know.
They made a remark in their Instagram live stream yesterday that they thought about renaming their black cat Burt, because he looks like him
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When Bingo made the remark that she was denied disability, I believe that she either didn’t have anyone to help coach her through it, and/or she only applied once and then gave up on it.
I have seen people more clearly disabled than her have to apply for a tugboat multiple times before being successful with it. I can completely believe Bingo giving up on it after the first attempt.
 
I’ve been rewatching Kenny vs Spenny and I think they would be amazing freeloaders. Kenny spent a decade mastering being the worlds worst roommate and Spenny would 100% argue with every TTS sent to him just printing that hate money.
They should be there for a week, and actually have a competition based on the show. Have the fish divided into two groups, one group is on Kenny’s team and the other on Spenny. Have them have a day to scheme and plan and then let all hell break loose.

If they implemented KvS on S5, it would be funny to see Bash, Emma, JD on spenny side, with the more chaotic Laura, James drake and bingo bongo with Kenny.

Bash is only with Spenny since he loves to nit pick the rules and complain.

Kenny showed interest in being on Season 5 but it seems production never reached out and/or got back to him. IMO Kenny Hotz would be a much better celebrity host than Bam Margera, though idk if they can afford him or if he would willingly be associated with the n-word show once he figures out what it is. I think he's a pretty liberal guy (Canadian, Jewish, anti-Trump). Spenny would also be fucking hilarious though I doubt he'd last very long and would probably be way more gay about money, racist TTS, etc.

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Kenny showed interest in being on Season 5 but it seems production never reached out and/or got back to him. IMO Kenny Hotz would be a much better celebrity host than Bam Margera, though idk if they can afford him or if he would willingly be associated with the n-word show once he figures out what it is. I think he's a pretty liberal guy (Canadian, Jewish, anti-Trump). Spenny would also be fucking hilarious though I doubt he'd last very long and would probably be way more gay about money, racist TTS, etc.

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If he's gonna be a pearl clutching fag then there's no point. Especially if it means they have to water down the show in any way to get him on.
 
Kenny showed interest in being on Season 5 but it seems production never reached out and/or got back to him. IMO Kenny Hotz would be a much better celebrity host than Bam Margera, though idk if they can afford him or if he would willingly be associated with the n-word show once he figures out what it is. I think he's a pretty liberal guy (Canadian, Jewish, anti-Trump). Spenny would also be fucking hilarious though I doubt he'd last very long and would probably be way more gay about money, racist TTS, etc.


EDIT: Tweets have been deleted but I was able to access them a few minutes ago. Odd.
I think Kenny would try to be the center of attention the entire time on camera. I could possibly see him being very difficult to work with, however, it would be very very entertaining. Especially if waivers are signed by all contestants ahead of time. We could get another Squid episode (LSD dosed OJ) but most likely we would get “who could drink the most beer episode” and just have a geriatric Spenny throwing beer bottles at the TTS speakers.

If only Jet and Kenny can figure it out doood!

Edit: They could have The Who can wear the gorilla costume the longest in the jungle room, or who can produce the most GOO.
 
Some stuff for Kenny to do.

1. Hotz seat: He asks tough questions to the contestants.
2. Who killed Kenny: Clue type murder mysterty with the crew and Kenny.
3. Who is the best jew: the fish act jewish and Kenny must judge them.
4. He can constantly haggle about the moneyprizes the fish get for the challenges
5. He cheats in challenges he doesn't even compete in.
 
Kenny and Spenny would be epic, but any time they are brought up in TTS the wiggers ignore it as much as Frank. I don't think it'll happen.
However, would love to see a Kenny vs Spenny revival that takes notes from the way Fishtank is set up. In a lot of ways Kenny vs Spenny is the closest thing to Fishtank before it existed. Could very much describe Fishtank as Big Brother meets Kenny vs Spenny steeped in edgy internet humor.
 
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