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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
So has the wigger IRL stream been any good recently? I had to stop watching once Damiel showed up.
In my opinion no, but I don't like kicktank or normie content.
There are highlights that are funny (Bezo being ditched being the funniest in my opinion) but Letty and Aryeh with kick scripting is just not for me.
At least it's not nothing like the other post-seasons. There are clips everywhere in the past couple pages, if you want, and in the kick stream they have their VODs.

Still wish they try normal fishtank stuff after this.
 
DIAMONG GANG is live for the night, talking plans
  • Coping by staying Kevin was always temporary
  • She for the first time said "Kiwi Farms" instead of Kikifarms
  • Wants to conversion camp us
  • Allegedly has Jets #1 hater on deck
  • Theyre fighting the bedbug allegations by saying Bezos has donated so much plasma hes breaking out in a rash, its not bedbugs guys
  • They WILL suck dick to get ahead, this is a direct quote
  • She's trying to get Alex B out. She sent him some nudes but got no response.
  • She tried to book Hassle but he wanted 10k (doubt)
  • They're down to just Bezos, Diamond, and other gay guy and Bezos is leaving soon
  • She is in contact with Johnny Neptune
 
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DIAMONG GANG is live for the night, talking plans
  • Coping by staying Kevin was always temporary
  • She for the first time said "Kiwi Farms" instead of Kikifarms
  • Wants to conversion camp us
  • Allegedly has Jets #1 hater on deck
  • Theyre fighting the bedbug allegations by saying Bezos has donated so much plasma hes breaking out in a rash, its not bedbugs guys
  • They WILL suck dick to get ahead, this is a direct quote
  • She's trying to get Alex B out. She sent him some nudes but got no response.
  • She tried to book Hassle but he wanted 10k (doubt)
Bezo probably has a weak immune system because he is GAY and has AIDS
 
Burt is ready to make goo in Bezo's ass.
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If she's not bullshitting/playing it up like usual this could be very interesting.

A father being reunited with his estranged son before his untimely death would be a nice capstone to this adventure.
Not long after that a TTS came through encouraging her to call him on the spot, but she deflected by saying she would have to Zelle him and needed the money for Burt, so I think its a lie for the bit

It's A Gay Show tm





This homo horror show is going to make me go full 1488 cringe
 
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DIAMONG GANG is live for the night, talking plans
  • Allegedly has Jets #1 hater on deck
https://x.com/XxDozenRosesxX
It's this guy, the one Jet wrote that giant paragraph about being a successful business in reply to. He's been tweeting about Jet like 12 hours a day since the S5 finale.
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They ended the Miami trip while the guy was at his gate and he sent 47 tweets over an hour melting down about how Jet's a coward who fled Miami because he heard they were coming.
 
If she's not bullshitting/playing it up like usual this could be very interesting.

A father being reunited with his estranged son before his untimely death would be a nice capstone to this adventure.
I doubt that Jet will ever freely engage with his dad on stream. They are understandably not on the best of terms, and Johnny is very mentally unstable. It's also just very personal, and Jet doesn't strike me as someone who wants to make direct content out of his childhood trauma.
 
if i may have a moment of your time. i am here to expose some fake news from may 31st 2024 https://archived.moe/bant/thread/20423198/#20425256 falsley claimed this was Abi's info but this person is this person
https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/find/person/px8r4rl884980rl4l664n
https://www.facebook.com/abigail.smith.16100921
you could also look up the gmail profile picture to verify. furthermore, this is the only Abigail Lynn Smith in Alabama...

Is this the gameplan?

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JD/James chat:
  • HR talked to him, obviously, but his entire office watched previous Fishtank seasons at work, so nobody cared. Fans sent clips of him shitting on Islam and asked them ot fire him.
  • He said he left once his company got mentioned on TTS because he thought at that point he was officially representing his company
  • As soon as he got his phone his parents said they were mad at him and his dog died on Day 4.
  • James was laughing at how crazy it is that JD got sent home Spirit (Twins got sent home Frontier). It'd be funny if they sent everybody home on Nigger Air then James got first class.
  • Allegedly wiggers were tracking JD Gays and when he left people had spent $660k on it
  • JD claims production asked him to act annoying and abrasive:
    "they wanted me to kinda be a vibe nuke and be a heel".
    "They asked you to do that?"
    "Yeah that's kinda what they wanted because Bezo had to leave so early"
    "Oh so I guess that was his role then, so he left and you took it on"
    "Yeah that was kinda the point, they needed me to do that, "

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    James, for the 4th stream in a row, is inviting random people into the call and making everybody uncomfortable
    "What's going on with the name"
    "Oh it's real I'm not joking"
    "No, it's the whole thing with Jet....apparently doing stuff with ladies, but that's why Jet boxed me, I made a comment when I was drunk I was like 'oh Beth did they bring you on to bring you downstairs to be productions cumbunny' and Jet came up and was like 'we're fighting' "
    "Woah that's crazy.... Hey man, real quick you got a question for us or anything?"
    "No, no I just wanted to......no"
 
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