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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
The Man With No Name said:
The longer Vance hangs around the more sympathetic I am to him. He just seems like a good dude with very few opportunities outside of the Tank.
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Vance isn't funny or entertaining or even relatable really, the only thing he has going for him is being a "good guy," but I can't see him as a good guy after watching him VS Letty in season 1.
 
Capgras Delusion said:
They 1000% need a woman (if not a few women) on production for a multitude of reasons. Just as long as it isn't fucking Binx.
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Yeah Bex on S2/BG and the makeup girl they had on S3 were both super competent, those are so few and far between that I can't really understand why they cut Bex out. Maybe they caught on she was venting to Shadi/others but I dunno.

One of the only wigger decisions I'll vehemently disagree with.
filthypenguin said:
Vance isn't funny or entertaining or even relatable really, the only thing he has going for him is being a "good guy," but I can't see him as a good guy after watching him VS Letty in season 1.
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He was meh in S1, just the 'he's just like me' insert for guys. He was amazing on BG and in Famous House though, I'm glad they kept him around.
 
R9K Insurgent said:
Well we've lost Nigger Lain (temporarily) and the other guy that loves Angelina, Mei and all of that, the numbers are getting low. We need some fresh fish man!!
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I am stepping up to the plate. None of these women are attractive except maybe Letty now as opposed to S1. Landon should’ve kissed Laura and the only reason he didn’t kiss her was because he thought she was uggo.

IcePosiedon’s GF is not uggo but definitely is a gold digger/too online to be attractive. She is just a genetically-lucked-out Binx.
 
GGSurvivor said:
IcePosiedon’s GF is not uggo but definitely is a gold digger/too online to be attractive
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I'd like to point out that she has the one-tailed jinchuuriki of vaginas
dry-ass caribbean-style beef jerky flaps ready to imhotep-at-the-end-of-the-mummy-after-ancksunamun-betrays-him ass type of vagina, stronger than quagsire water absorb's ready to go full nestlé and destroy all water reserves of the world, literally that black kid who never had a shower
cracked skin
That 2003 sand vagina meme? Nothing on her

With pussy like that you should be impressed that the driest part of her is her personality
 
From the Twins' Moms instagram
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"Back when Bingo didn’t want to be seen, she made a creepy mask to hide her face 😅 Then goes on fishtank a month later"
 

EXTREMELY long BPD rant on Summer's Instagram story that she actually deleted as I was grabbing this vid.
Mainly, she's talking about how she's moved on from the show and absolutely hates being called "Summer from Fishtank." Then talks in circles for another 10 minutes about moving on and doing better.
This really isn't worth watching, and she doesn't say anything noteworthy, so I wrote down a few notes.
>Compares being called Summer from Fishtank to being called “Summer from the Holocaust.”


>Says she knows things about people in the Fishtank sphere that she’s not gonna air out


>Tells people to “log off and ignore the weirdos” while actively doing the opposite


>Says that “everyone has a struggle they don’t think they’re gonna get past,” and people need to escape the triggers that hurt them


>Keeps going on about how people are trapped in prisons of their own making and need to help themselves


>Says she is smarter now, learned a very important lesson, and she is making her life better now.


>Says that going through what she went through “taught her how to be a real person.”


>Says the Instagram story is directed directly to somebody (Jet) and sends a direct message from “The Bible.” “The more people do illegal shit, the more they have a chance of getting caught.”


>” If Summer can get through something, you can get through it.”


>Ends off by telling fellow girls to “Think about what they want to do in life and just do it.” Awe inspiring
 
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