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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
What's up with all the Jon A-Logging? At the very least you have to admire the guy. He didn't really do anything wrong in this circumstance. Someone stole his baby, it's a competition so it's fair game, and then he does the same. Everyone was sucking off Vance and Letty for doing the exact same shit (not necessarily in this thread) but now that Jon does it he's cringe and retarded?

The guy just provided the best conflict we've seen since the show started and everyone is saying that he must be punished for his insolence. Nigga what insolence? The guy provides all the content, all the relationships flow through him, and even now it seems like it's the other fish vs Jon and for what? He's better than all of them, the seething in bedroom floor proves that. If you have to rant to four other people about a retard you don't like you're pathetic.
 
Jet is definitely intentionally gassing Jon up
"You're easily the fastest one here. You could have just run and nobody would have caught you, bro."
 
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Is this what CPU maxing is all about? Competing with my vidya and screen recorder.
(at least it's not 60% like before the site went down)

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I had to fall back to kernel 6.1 on my Arch install because something with system RAM caching and Fishtank railing Brave's hardware use are in disagreement and caused me to have a suspend loop this morning
 
Letty watching Jon talk about the incident with Jet just casually making a bagle.
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Lowercase I internet said:
The guy just provided the best conflict we've seen since the show started and everyone is saying that he must be punished for his insolence. Nigga what insolence? The guy provides all the content, all the relationships flow through him, and even now it seems like it's the other fish vs Jon and for what? He's better than all of them, the seething in bedroom floor proves that. If you have to rant to four other people about a retard you don't like you're pathetic.
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Letty threw the pitch and Jon hit a home run.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
What's up with all the Jon A-Logging? At the very least you have to admire the guy. He didn't really do anything wrong in this circumstance. Someone stole his baby, it's a competition so it's fair game, and then he does the same. Everyone was sucking off Vance and Letty for doing the exact same shit (not necessarily in this thread) but now that Jon does it he's cringe and retarded?

The guy just provided the best conflict we've seen since the show started and everyone is saying that he must be punished for his insolence. Nigga what insolence? The guy provides all the content, all the relationships flow through him, and even now it seems like it's the other fish vs Jon and for what? He's better than all of them, the seething in bedroom floor proves that. If you have to rant to four other people about a retard you don't like you're pathetic.
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Does anyone have the clip of him stealing the baby? Vance and Letty were at least sneaky about it, but I imagine Jon grabbing it out of Sylvias hand as he tard screeches away.
 
I'm not afraid to say it: I hope everyone sucking off Damiel in Bedroom 3 gets driven away by TTS.

I want Jon to win this.

Fuck the Mexican lardass, fuck the pasty goth fatty, etc.
 
Fortyone said:
unless they pull a Damiel and give Jon preferential treatment he's 100% fucked, everyone else in the house hates him and Simmons is toast
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I'd like Simmons to stay, personally, as Jon and Simmons are by far and a way the most interesting dynamic in the entire house, but I'd almost equally like to see how Jon would react to Simmons going and constantly having his back against the wall now that nobody likes him
 
Lmao at Vance admitting to Sylvia that this was all his fault, and that Letty hates Damiel, as if this won't all blow up in his face
 
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