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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
JON IS OK
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You couldn't get a combination of the worlds 100 greatest directors together and make something like what happened today. It all started with a baby shaking plan for the laughs and escalated so fucking fast. After the hog fight I figured that was the peak today, but then the betrayal was revealed. Not since Judas kissed Jesus has their been a betrayal that touched me in such a way. This shit is intense and easily Sam's magnum opus.
 
Yeah just spam quotes out of context, without giving the other person the opportunity to respond. Someone should do that to him. Just spam Marky quotes on how he sodomized a 15 year old girl and bragged about it in videos. Will he be able to defend himself? What a joke.
Are you deliberately ignoring the images of female children he doesn’t know IRL that he posted with creepy hashtags, one that Sam showed and quoted? That book isn’t damning from what I saw, he is not straight up saying it’s a molest guide, but it is VERY weird how it constantly mentions sexual situations talking about a camp for minors and some involving minors.

It’s not like Sam sent him to prison. He just doesn’t want him on his show. Everyone watching the stream already knew about the book, normal people don’t want to associate with that at all. I don’t know why he even signed up. I wished he didn’t because while the TTS was really funny it did sour things a bit.
 
John crying and throwing up in the bathroom.
He says simmons isn't the problem. Implying it's Lette and crew betraying him that he's upset about.
Vance asks Lette how she's feeling.
"The vibes are bad" (Like no shit you started all this)
"I'm not allowed the take care of our baby." (Oh, so shes a psychopath that doesn't care about Jon at all, only that she can't have the baby.)

Edit. She just got Jet to give her back baby privileges because he didn't know about her ban and she essentially lied by omission. "Feels like my skin is crawling" She says after.
 
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Simmons had the opportunity to defend himself all day, all he did was ignore it or laugh it off.
Meh, you wouldn't if you're oblivious to what you're being accused of, the severity of the accusation or the levels of earnestness when directed at you. Does he mean it, or is it just one tool in the toolbox of someone being a dick to you? When a pedojacketer puts you in the pedopocket, you're not getting out of it. But you don't know it. Defend yourself? OOOh, someone's touchy, like a pedo. Don't defend yourself? Definitely a pedo.
 
Usually I think men hugging men is gay, but the Jet/Jon hug was truly heartwarming.
 
I think this bathroom incident shed some new light on Jon. He ignored both of Sam's attempts to break through to him, but responded almost immediately to Jet's more compassionate, softer approach.

Jon thinks he needs a larger-than-life, alpha role model like Tate or Goldstriker, but I think what he really needs is a genuine bro who actually cares about him and will listen to him and treat him with respect.
 
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