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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I sure hope they did a painstaking search for the most unstable, dysfunctional, mentally ill Zoomers in the country for this show.

If any of these kids are even close to being representative of their generation, we're completely doomed as a species. Good Lord.
 
SilenceIsViolence said:
As a Hyde hayder, the problem with Sam is twofold: He's overwhelmingly abrasive and his fans worship the ground he walks on. World Peace was not gold imo, it was a hectic array of mediocre sketches with some very good ones scattered throughout. I'll give you the Ted talk and I'll say his Candyman appearance where he said he'd kill Hasan are both hilarious though. Fistank had its moments, but it seems to be burning down.

A majority of people don't find abrasive people entertaining, or at least to the level Hyde brings. Meanwhile, a majority of the people who do enjoy abrasive people are, themselves, abrasive. So you have a group of people who find abrasiveness irritating vs a professional provoker and his fan base of wannabe provocateurs. As the provocateurs double down on their Hyde love, the haters double down on their hate, but the evidence they provide of Sam being cringe is seen as based by them and vice verse.

It's a never ending forum war of one group of people yelling endless examples of why Sam sucks vs another group of people with a list of why Sam is based. Meanwhile, it's the same list. Also, Sam get's off on this, exact argument which only makes the haters angrier and the fanboys donate more BTC.
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seems like a very long winded to say his comedy isn't your style

Retink Retunk said:
What's the pedo anime? Boko something?
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boku no pico
 
Retink Retunk said:
At the same time Sam isn't sharing multiple videos of little girls on his Instagram. It's not any one thing that makes Simmons suspicious, it's the combination of the books, the videos, the sharing of multiple children on his account, him randomly clamming up on topics like "what anime do you watch?"

At some point the grains make a heap.
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Didn't Sam say that he likes an anime about a chef?
 
From simmons’ plagiarized “how to python” book:

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Damn this would have been perfect if Jon were a year older
 
Has anybody been clipping? Holy shit, I browse the highlights and there's not a single clip. Shameful. Anyone else sad about Mauro being gone?
 
At first I could not stand the autistic swagger of Jon, but seeing him more and more it is starting to win me over. It helps that besides Josie everyone else acts like bitches. He seems like the most genuine out of the bunch, in a sad pathetic sort of way that I can admire.

Mauros on the other hand, fat boy has been on the outs for days. It's clear he's just been waiting for his chance to get free. I don't see why now people are gonna assume he is a pedophile, because he finally got pushed over the edge. He's clearly been just some gay normie the entire time. He's pretty much been left alone besides being called Hawaiian.

I keep seeing Frank Hassle sperging out for attention and it is just sad, Boogie should have domed that nigger and spared the rest of us his existence.

Fat bitch is boring and has zero ass.
It's hilarious to see Jon deny the jewish whore.
Vance needs to practice his stoicism more.

Josie sweep niggers! Josie sweep!
 
ClownClone said:
Didn't Sam say that he likes an anime about a chef?
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The only one I can think of about a chef is Food Wars which I couldn't watch as it sucked, and something along the lines of restaurant that existed between dimensions so it fed people from a bunch of weird worlds.

It's not that he watches anime, it's that he can't say which one he watches that's weird. I could easily answer what I've watched recently, such as Blue Lock which is a soccer anime.

cranoppwel said:
That’s definitely one of them. You could also argue Evangelion.
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All I remember was they fought angels in mechs made out of angels and then had a weird ending before they released a movie.
 
Floppa Elite said:
Has anybody been clipping? Holy shit, I browse the highlights and there's not a single clip. Shameful. Anyone else sad about Mauro being gone?
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rocky stream has been uploading


i mean they are all uploading the same thing so far but there's a guy who live tweets about fishtank

 
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