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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
you're not you when you're hungry.

Tom Segura's comedy isn't my style, but he's not abrasive and his fans aren't salivating over his every project. If anything, I actually think Sam can be very funny (much funnier than Tom), but he's such an overwhelmingly gross asshole I can't stand most of his antics. I still tuned into Fishtank because, like I said, he can be very funny and you know when he's involved, it will be at a minimum popcorn fuel.
to be fair, same could be said about any obsessive fandom
 
It was a mistake staying up in hopes of seeing the fish interact. All of these people are 10x more annoying on alcohol. Goodnight bros, here's to hoping tomorrow brings us plenty kino.
 
IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORN,
JETTY, BETTER CHECK THE MORGUE!
THERE A BIG HAWAIIAN DOZES,
NO VARIATION TO HIS POSES
PILLOW LAID ATOP HIS FACE,
HE'S THE WINNER OF THIS RACE
MAURO SLEEPS AND MAURO SNOOZES,
SAID NOBODY, "MAURO LOSES",
MAURO TAKES A LONG SIESTA,
FOR MAURO NAPS ARE FIESTAS,
EIGHTEEN HOURS EVERY DAY,
IN HIS BED MAURO WILL LAY.
LET BIG MAURO GET HIS REST,
'CAUSE BIG MAURO IS THE BEST
I rescind this limerick, Mauro is a pussy
 
They're drunkenly butchering Nirvana.
 

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The baby continuously crying in a room where no one else is located near is both creepy and disheartening.

I wasn't expecting a thriller-drama, but Sam is a mastermind.
 
Everyone but Jon and Damiel gets together and they do a drunken acapella rendition of Nirvana's Come As You Are in Bedroom 4. It's a nice fun moment and a break from the madness.
Damiel is there, he's on his mattress doing what Damiel does best: Nothing.
 
Sure if you ignore everything else that happened today.
Jokerposters are permafrost and haven’t seen a dopamine molecule in years, it’s best to ignore them
Its just a meme you joyless speds, besides the only one I really think had any kind of a hard day was Jon.

Whats happening in B4 right now is the cheapest bribery Sam and co thought would buy them a few more days with these people.
 
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