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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
He'll probably be fine. I think he mostly vomited on the floor and not where his head is but I would still check on him. Not worth the risk when its a someone you're somewhat responsible for.
 
eaglesfan665 said:
Jon should not have been given alcohol. I get they were trying to ease the tension post-simmons but I guess they didn't foresee that Jon would be stress-overdrinking
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Dude supposedly doesnt drink, so has no tolerance and no clue of his limits. Still, as long as spirits weren't involved I dont think theres that much damage that can be done. You cant kill yourself drinking 4% lagers.

Weed said:
UPDATE: Jon is sleeping with his face in vomit. Staff refuses to check on it. Lmao, the fuck
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He's on his side right now, not really a cause for concern. Dude will have a killer headache but w/e.
 
apa gapa said:
These wiggers probably used to over dose on xans and stuff so they are used to sleeping in their own vomit
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This definitely isn't Jon's first rodeo or probably the heaviest drinking he's ever done.

Small G genocide said:
Dude supposedly doesnt drink, so has no tolerance and no clue of his limits. Still, as long as spirits weren't involved I dont think theres that much damage that can be done. You cant kill yourself drinking 4% lagers.
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No way? I woulda thought he got the way he was from drinking and other substances.
 
Jon SHOULD be fine (I hope) but sleeping with your face fully in vomit is still not a good situation.

Dude will need a shower tomorrow for sure. But knowing him, he may say "Nowh, showehrs arr bad for yewr skin" or some shit.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
No way? I woulda thought he got the way he was from drinking and other substances.
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Can you really believe anything Jon says? He said he doesnt drink, I'm taking that with a mountain of salt. But he avoided the 0% beer and the JD in previous nights, so maybe he's largely telling the truth. I'm certain he's not an alcoholic and I'm fairly sure he's just got weapons grade autism from the womb, causing his personality.
 
Small G genocide said:
Can you really believe anything Jon says? He said he doesnt drink, I'm taking that with a mountain of salt. But he avoided the 0% beer and the JD in previous nights, so maybe he's largely telling the truth. I'm certain he's not an alcoholic and I'm fairly sure he's just got weapons grade autism from the womb, causing his personality.
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This behavior is totally consistent with a sped's first exposure to booze ever
 
Gangster Talk said:
This behavior is totally consistent with a sped's first exposure to booze ever
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It's pretty common first teenager experience of binge drinking. I've done it and knew others in high school that had the same experience.
Jon will come out of this even stronger after he works past that hangover. He'll know to stay away from the devil's juice and it's temptation.
 
Part of me thinks next time they should get harder contestants next time so they don't need the chat moderation and interventions to stop chain quitting

The other part thinks Sam and the crew just need to calm the fuck down in weeks 1-3 and set boundries better, then explain it to the audience the insanity is coming later but still take autistic contestants.

But they definitely need to do better background checks.
 
Jon is alive, he rolled onto his back, but hopefully he doesn't start drowning, now. There also appears to be a baby crying somewhere downstairs.

 
Fortyone said:
Part of me thinks next time they should get harder contestants next time so they don't need the chat moderation and interventions to stop chain quitting

The other part thinks Sam and the crew just need to calm the fuck down in weeks 1-3 and set boundries better, then explain it to the audience the insanity is coming later but still take autistic contestants.

But they definitely need to do better background checks.
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Does that background check involved purchasing every ebook listed on amazon under that persons name (Which may not be written by them), and reading all of said books? IMO thats absurd - You'd assume any book is mundane and boring, not a how-to-nonce guide written in broken English.
The only other real skeletons that have come out for any contestant seems to be letty, and production crew seems fully aware of that, going as far as to give her a fake name and censor any mention of her uncle on TTS. I'm explicitly stating that josies doodles are not a skeleton, neither is jon accidentally burning his brother, nor vance's youtube skits.
 
Fortyone said:
Part of me thinks next time they should get harder contestants next time so they don't need the chat moderation and interventions to stop chain quitting
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The issue is that it is hard to measure how people react in these situations.

There is a great episode of Charlie Brooker's TV Wipe on reality shows about editing and how guests change depending on the environment. Some are great content by themselves but are dull among others.

The difference with Fishtank and other reality shows is the latter has that editing ability to make up narratives and exaggerate relationships. They can make up any stories depending on the choice of angle.
 
Jon: Drinks wayyyy too much and literally about to die in his sleep. Every second that goes by is millions of braincells lost to anoxia.

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