🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
hands-in-pockets Jet walks in like a guilty dog. "Did you ban the Hitler guy?" Violetta asks. "I think so." Is all he's got. They laugh. They really should've set up a dynamic price that gets more expensive as people buy TTS and goes back down after a while. I don't think Sam has that kind of foresight, though.
 
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TTS updates for anyone not paying attention

- Simmons and Mauro had to share their suspicions of Damiel, questioning what he's doing there. Chat immediately snitched to Damiel about it and he shat all over them. Chat snitched right back to Simmons and Mauro.
- Josie simps kept sending messages to Bedroom 1 and she's been showing absolutely no reaction to them. Sylvia flipped off the camera.
- Letty claimed she wouldn't fuck Jon. Chat keeps telling her to do fetish stuff with other fish.
- "Damiel, half of the viewers think you're a plant and half want you in their bed." "No comment."
- Producer came into the living room and reassured the fish after some of them, including Vance and Letty, started getting noticeably uncomfortable. Claimed they would ban chatters who "crossed the line" with TTS, including someone who made a Hitler joke. (Edit: they later came in againand turned off TTS after Jon got pissed chatters were calling him a pedo and a scammer)
- "Okay Jon, we get the bit. You can talk normally now."
 
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My fucking sides are dead. Jet coming in to reassure these people that sitting through 1488 and horny comments being apart of the process is pretty funny too. I hope Jon is capable of taking the comments on the chin.
 
Mixed feelings about the TTS. I enjoy the anarchy. But I feel like it blew apart a few things that were developing. Thoughts?
There needs to be a better system for when TTS goes off. It needs to show which room and why. I still think there should be a filter or oversight to prevent TTS from spamming through one another.
It was a terrible idea starting it up at night. It should have began at 6:00 p.m. when they're all gathered together. You're just going to make it spam through the night. Plus Damiel, Josie, and Sylvia aren't getting Jet's explanation.
 
"What's the price at night?"
"At least 2x"
The scummy faggot Jet not telling them how much they charge per message, can't get the contestants wanting more money.
 
There needs to be a better system for when TTS goes off. It needs to show which room and why. I still think there should be a filter or oversight to prevent TTS from spamming through one another.
It was a terrible idea starting it up at night. It should have began at 6:00 p.m. when they're all gathered together. You're just going to make it spam through the night. Plus Damiel, Josie, and Sylvia aren't getting Jet's explanation.
I think that this is actually going to stop drama and scheming from happening now. It seems funny at first to hear 9/11 spam but the natural evolution of the show may have been delayed. There does need to be oversight at least on the developing spoilers.
 
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