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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The part that makes me dizzy is how Tom tells things completely out of continuity because it’s clear that he filled in the blanks with clip channels. If you have been watching the show and following this thread then you’ll experience whiplash watching that shit.
Usually the best Turkey Tom videos are the cliffnotes of KF threads. That is all he does, beyond sucking off as many grifters as he can.
 
Turkey Tom is a walking aids infection
watching the josh moon interview made me dislike him. if nothing else, hes very greedy. after detailing how hard keeping kf going has been with legal costs etc, josh mentioned that if he could run ads on kf he could be making 20k a month. tom immediately cuts him off to brag "yeah 20k is actually a really slow month for me, usually im making close to like 80k per month" to which josh replied "um ok".
 
Usually the best Turkey Tom videos are the cliffnotes of KF threads. That is all he does, beyond sucking off as many grifters as he can.
the best videos are still dogshit

watching the josh moon interview made me dislike him. if nothing else, hes very greedy. after detailing how hard keeping kf going has been with legal costs etc, josh mentioned that if he could run ads on kf he could be making 20k a month. tom immediately cuts him off to brag "yeah 20k is actually a really slow month for me, usually im making close to like 80k per month" to which josh replied "um ok".
this is not true at all btw
 
watching the josh moon interview made me dislike him. if nothing else, hes very greedy. after detailing how hard keeping kf going has been with legal costs etc, josh mentioned that if he could run ads on kf he could be making 20k a month. tom immediately cuts him off to brag "yeah 20k is actually a really slow month for me, usually im making close to like 80k per month" to which josh replied "um ok".
That kind of shit just makes me hope he ends up broke and homeless on the street. No one likes arrogance.
 
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>TTS asks Josie if the Holocaust was real
>says "that's what they told me"
>walks upstairs to get her juicebox
 
Letty is reading Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, suggesting Fishtank is nothing more than a Monarch Mind-control Op.
 
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Turkey Tom made a video on Fishtank. It’s crazy to me how little youtube creators manage to grasp. Turkey Tom watches for a few hours here and there and is speaking with a sense of authority. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The coverage for the show taking actual effort to follow has really exposed how little actual work goes into to these hucksters content.
Is his video like a full on explanation of the show and what’s happened so far? Because I think that you would need at least a ten hour long youtube video to explain all the arcs and conflicts that have arisen during the show so far. There’s just so much to cover, I have no idea how he would be able to do it justice within his average 30 minute long videos.
 
I hate how commentary channels try to cope so hard that it is going well and it's all according to the great Scam Hyde's machinations. They have a vested interest because it supplies things for them to report about for Google shillbux. Just say its good for business you cowards. Everyone else is just mad that they paid money for something that is on it's deathbed.
 
Because I think that you would need at least a ten hour long youtube video to explain all the arcs and conflicts that have arisen during the show so far
A lot of what happens on fishtank only makes sense if you're invested in it. My poor husband keeps hearing about it from me and one of his friends and he just doesn't get why we find it interesting, because a lot of it sounds very mundane unless you "know" the characters and feel invested in them.

A reality show that's been condensed and edited into a more cohesive storyline is a lot easier to summarize than a 24/7 stream where there's a ton of lore. I'm not sure the best way to summarize it for people who aren't watching.

For that reason I think it makes the fandom feel quite cozy.
 
A lot of what happens on fishtank only makes sense if you're invested in it. My poor husband keeps hearing about it from me and one of his friends and he just doesn't get why we find it interesting, because a lot of it sounds very mundane unless you "know" the characters and feel invested in them.

A reality show that's been condensed and edited into a more cohesive storyline is a lot easier to summarize than a 24/7 stream where there's a ton of lore. I'm not sure the best way to summarize it for people who aren't watching.

For that reason I think it makes the fandom feel quite cozy.
Good chance that this will truly explode when it's all finished and people start making 5 hour documentaries about it on Youtube.
 
Turkey Tom made a video on Fishtank. It’s crazy to me how little youtube creators manage to grasp. Turkey Tom watches for a few hours here and there and is speaking with a sense of authority. Yet it’s clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The coverage for the show taking actual effort to follow has really exposed how little actual work goes into to these hucksters content.
Spew bullshit in a confident manner and are now a subject matter expert with an army of retards ready to die for you. Stonks.

The Jews are right about Goyim.
 
Fashion Update!

First up, we have Jon, keeping it cool and casual
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Our next model, Letty, in a blue dress that compliments her stick-figure body
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Here we see Josie rockin' that 2006 emo look, the finest Hot Topic has on offer
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Sylvia doing her best with a daring Paul Harrell Meat Target ensemble
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Vance, dressed like a slob
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And to round things off, we have Damiel in a nice nigger tracksuit, desperately wishing he was a real nigger

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Editors Note: Josie and Jon were especially difficult to to clip, because they move around way too fast.
 
Fashion Update!

First up, we have Jon, keeping it cool and casual

Our next model, Letty, in a blue dress that compliments her stick-figure body

Here we see Josie rockin' that 2006 emo look, the finest Hot Topic has on offer

Sylvia doing her best with a daring Paul Harrell Meat Target ensemble

Vance, dressed like a slob

And to round things off, we have Damiel in a nice nigger tracksuit, desperately wishing he was a real nigger


Editors Note: Josie and Jon were especially difficult to to clip, because they move around way too fast.
Hah, josie's wearing the same pants she did in the years old DDR video.
Also Jesus Christ can Sylvia ever not make herself look completely horrendous?
 
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