🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
What the fuck is even happening? It's a hot dog eating contest. EAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

How could they botch this so bad? EAT! EAT!! EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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TTS: "Damiel is going to crush this, he's used to eating dogs."
God damn lmao
 
Sylvia appears to be crying, she's really not doing well, but she is still attempting to eat the dogs. I think she may have eaten the most out of the women, but I could be wrong, I can't really see what Josie is doing, but she's stimming a lot and writing down notes.

Vance is dipping his hotdogs in sauce. I think he's clearly winning at this point. I swear Letty isn't even trying, her ED ass is just nibbling the same dog.
 
Sam tells Jon he needs to step it up and take notes. Jon says he can't spell most of the words, but swears he is retaining everything this guy is saying. Bless him.
 
I think Letty is on her 2nd hotdog finally. No idea what Sylvia is on but everytime I see her, she's shoving food in her mouth, so I really hope she is at least the runner up.
i think sylvia has given up on the fish bucks, and is focusing on the main challenge.
 
Vance looks like he's gonna vomit.

Everyone except Jon is going to feel so sick and gross later tonight. Imagine a hyper loud Jon while you're laying in the fetal position, trying not to puke or shit your pants. Could be entertaining.
 
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Vance is struggling. He's gagging and really trying not to puke. Same has just announced that there is 15 minutes left to eat the hotdogs.
 
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