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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Wait, why was Vance the one punished, when Jon's baby was literally dead. If it was for letting letty take care of it again, than it really feels like Sam has picked Vance as his punching bag now that he knows he needs to pussyfoot around Jon lest they lose the jontent.
Vance and Letty were the ones who shook Jon's baby. Vance is a giant effeminate balding fag and Letty is a gremlin woman.
 
Vance and Letty were the ones who shook Jon's baby.
Yeah, but that was addressed last time by Sam, right? Seems weird to punish only one of them for it now.
Edit: Along with how fucking dumb it was to punish them and call them out for it in the first place, them doing that caused the first real interesting thing to happen outside of Jon being a tard.
Vance is a giant effeminate balding fag and Letty is a gremlin woman.
And that, as much as I agree, has nothing to do with it. The last thing you want on a show where you plan on putting the contestants through "hell" is for them to start to doubt they will even get paid. With the Dam shitshow and now this, I'm sure some of the less retarded ones are thinking as much.
 
Yeah, but that was addressed last time by Sam, right? Seems weird to punish only one of them for it now.

And that, as much as I agree, has nothing to do with it. The last thing you want on a show where you plan on putting the contestants through "hell" is for them to start to doubt they will even get paid. With the Dam shitshow and now this, I'm sure some of the less retarded ones are thinking as much.
I think Sam fucking with the show is unironically part of the appeal. He disrupts the retarded scheming and then they go back to scheming. He very clearly is showing bias towards certain members of the tank, if Mauro didn't leave early it'd probably be better because you'd have more people to turn against each other.

I think the partiality is unironically why Letty is being such cunt. Josie and Jon have the most fans/ anti-fans.
 
They're no longer talking business and Jon is being taught biology and oncology.

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Wait, why was Vance the one punished, when Jon's baby was literally dead. If it was for letting letty take care of it again, than it really feels like Sam has picked Vance as his punching bag now that he knows he needs to pussyfoot around Jon lest they lose the jontent.

Instigating the baby shaking and Sam told Vance that he should be the one taking care of the baby after that. He didn't after like half a day.
 
I think Sam fucking with the show is unironically part of the appeal. He disrupts the retarded scheming and then they go back to scheming. He very clearly is showing bias towards certain members of the tank, if Mauro didn't leave early it'd probably be better because you'd have more people to turn against each other.

I think the partiality is unironically why Letty is being such cunt. Josie and Jon have the most fans/ anti-fans.
Yeah I've been wondering whether it benefits the dynamics or not. It's hard to say.

He tends to give them a lot to talk and think about which does have a rippling effect but then things are in motion and he just fucks it all up and it starts over.
 
Instigating the baby shaking and Sam told Vance that he should be the one taking care of the baby after that. He didn't after like half a day.
letty asked jet if sam was serious and jet told her that he was joking and she could take care of it again.
 
Truly a pure soul. Jon says his strategy to win in the Fishtank is to be friends with every one and not backstab.
Jon heard the reality show cliche "I'm not here to make friends!" and just decided he wanted to do the opposite and say "I'm literally only here to make friends"

I honestly think if he won he'd split the money with whoever was second place, if not with every other fish aside from Simmons.
 
I do wonder if interpersonal drama isn't meant to be a big driving factor of this show like it is for something like Big Brother. It's inevitable, but I don't necessarily think they want fish pushing each other out of the tank. The main point of conflict is trying to endure being in this house with very little stimuli while being fucked with. For example, the babies. The fish bucks and "competition" are just a way to keep people from abandoning their babies. The real goal is just to make all the fish deal with these noise makers all day every day.
 
When anyone gets shit talked behind their back, I feel offended on their behalf even if I don't like them personally very much. Like not a Letty fan but when Vance and Damiel talk so much shit about her, I suddenly empathize.

It could also be because those guys have no fucking room to talk. Even then, I don't think the plotting drama is the focus. It can be upturned instantly. If they were smart (like Jon) they'd be friendly and try hanging out with everyone.
 
When anyone gets shit talked behind their back, I feel offended on their behalf even if I don't like them personally very much. Like not a Letty fan but when Vance and Damiel talk so much shit about her, I suddenly empathize.

It could also be because those guys have no fucking room to talk. Even then, I don't think the plotting drama is the focus. It can be upturned instantly. If they were smart (like Jon) they'd be friendly and try hanging out with everyone.
With things like Survivor it's a social game because the contestants can vote each other out, this isn't a social game so it feels way worse and needless when scheming and backstabbing starts. They're just doing it to be cunts.
 
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