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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Dam accidentally bit down on the last perc he had hidden in his molar. Retard Damiel arc concluded. He sucks again 🤷‍♂️
 
Don't worry about Jon too much for elimination. Even though he's doing a bad job now and he did the bare minimum yesterday when pretending to need crutches, he's still done a better job than Sylvia. Also she's fat.

Usually I just lay around on the couch all day, but for this challenge I'm going to lay around on the couch all day without using my arms!!
 
Noble Redditor said:
Don't worry about Jon too much for elimination. Even though he's doing a bad job now and he did the bare minimum yesterday when pretending to need crutches, he's still done a better job than Sylvia. Also she's fat.
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I'm worried about my own entertainment most of all.
 
stink rink said:
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Is she slutmaxxing to sell more shirts? All it's doing is making my jaw hit the floor and my eyes pop 12 inches out of my head while a train whistle plays in the background.
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Nibba she looks like one of those mangled bodies you see in history books. Make it black and white and it’d look like something out of auschwitz.
 
stink rink said:
Jon cries about the challenge to Jet so he cancels it. Jon comes back up acting smug like he was big-braining by acting like a toddler for the whole day. I really kinda hate this dude.
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Him being protected from tts, and today crying like a bitch over some crybaby bitch shit. I'm starting to dislike him a lot.
 
the best response to the retard challenge would be to just copy the retarded antics of jon so far. kicking a hole in the wall, reading the bible on the speaker, praising andrew tate, jumping around exercising making a lot noise ect.
 
Jon is in a pretty bad mood right now, but at least he's cleaning up. Josie and Vance are helping, Damiel and the Hog are doing the usual, and Letty is in the shower.
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Kinda late to bring this up but when Josie was blind TTS suggested she counted her steps so she knew how far her room was from the stairs. She responded saying she already does that and seems to count her steps in 4s. More evidence of OCD?
 
Noble Redditor said:
Don't worry about Jon too much for elimination. Even though he's doing a bad job now and he did the bare minimum yesterday when pretending to need crutches, he's still done a better job than Sylvia. Also she's fat.

Usually I just lay around on the couch all day, but for this challenge I'm going to lay around on the couch all day without using my arms!!
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I'd just like add how terrible her "art" is. It's literal stick figures that are sub-par than you expect from a 5 year old. No wonder she doesn't realize she's far too disgusting to wear skin tight Kool-Aid man outifts. She's actually retarded.
 
Has it been confirmed as to the reason of the retard challenge being stopped? The two main theories I’m seeing is Jon crying to Jet, and the viewership dropping off by a decent amount after the challenge started due to it being unfunny.
 
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