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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Sylvia just said she was a dietary aid before coming. So while she might not be autistic like the others; she is a pathological liar.
 
>sylvia looks directly at the camera and says 'people are fucking creeps'
t-thanks
 
The bedroom 4 cam is the cause of 90% of the horniness in the chat. Some people need Jesus.
 
>jon is a gnostic
this is too good
 
The reason Letty is moaning in her sleep is she realizes she's missing out on Johnathon
 
for those who can't log in or don't want to: here are the bios of the characters in the house:
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Jon is really sperging about Gnosticism and the Dead Sea Scrolls at 4 in the morning to a fat goth and an autistic girl. This show already amazing.
Edit: he’s also a heretic
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It's not even been 12 hours and there's been so many entertaining things happen so far. That intro with Sam berating them for not being enthusiastic was very painful to watch, then refering to every girls strength as just her ability to attract men lol.

My highlights so far:
- Josie stimming to the oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang toy in front of people while they stare at her with concern
- Jonathan's hilarious lisp keeping everyone awake at 3am
- Damiels refusal to shut the fuck up
- The chink and spic sleeping like weird babies/vampires
- The chat is also extremely hilarious. TTS is going to be wild.
 
Jon went from keeping everyone else in the house up and keeping the entity at bay while talking with two women, to spouting gnostic heresies. A bit of a fumble, but I have faith he will recover.
 
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