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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
I do not understand the appeal of this. The same people watching this shit and actively discussing it are the people who, 2 years ago, would have laughed at you for watching gay ass reality TV shows on TLC or whatever.
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It's definitely no HWNDU that's for sure. Sadly I don't think anything will ever approach the hillarity of HWNDU again.
 
I'm running between 9 and 11% on a AMD 3800x / 6700xt / WIndows 11 - No weird fuckery I can detect

Sam and Jet are making something different and cool and not the same old stupid twitch shit.... throwing money to this goes a hell of a lot farther than throwing money at Ralph or some OnlyFans whore
 
Im leaning towards this being scripted and these are paid performers.

Getting production insurance if this was legit would be difficult and expensive. Big Brother required 24-hour on-site security and paramedics with a 10 second response time if something happened.

Are there sharp knives in the kitchen? If there are only butter-knives it may suggest it being legit. An insurance company would not allow sharp knives in the kitchen.
 
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
I do not understand the appeal of this. The same people watching this shit and actively discussing it are the people who, 2 years ago, would have laughed at you for watching gay ass reality TV shows on TLC or whatever.
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This is slightly different. Reality TV is just drama. This is an autistic tard trying to mentally break a bunch of other autistic tards. Still trash TV but better trash.
 
BradCarter said:
This is slightly different. Reality TV is just drama. This is an autistic tard trying to mentally break a bunch of other autistic tards. Still trash TV but better trash.
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Sounds like trying to find a specific flavor and texture of shit you prefer eating.

I dunno I guess I'm too old to get it, or I'm not wrapped up in the hero worship of Sam Hyde as some sort of genius internet funnyman.
 
Ohio State said:
FYI, if you're on Windows you can just drag and drop a link from the browser onto mpv and it works fine.
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Additionally, since I had trouble with the command line, if you're on windows you can save the playlist text file as "fishtank.m3u" (all files instead of a text document) and it will open as a playlist in mpv
 
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
I do not understand the appeal of this. The same people watching this shit and actively discussing it are the people who, 2 years ago, would have laughed at you for watching gay ass reality TV shows on TLC or whatever.
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Yeah, why would anyone on a drama gossip website full of threads about weirdos enjoy watching a livestream of a bunch of weirdos who have to do stupid challenges? Makes no sense.

Anyway, I can't wait for the chaos of the fishtoys to come into play. That's when it'll get good.
 
Nosferatu Zodd said:
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Welp, it was a good run. The elephant stomping around must've shaken something in the house loose.
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It seems that they've tried to lock the streams down, but then realized that it made their site break as well. (archive)
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Edit: The Fishtank thread is here.
 
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VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
I do not understand the appeal of this. The same people watching this shit and actively discussing it are the people who, 2 years ago, would have laughed at you for watching gay ass reality TV shows on TLC or whatever.
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Bro Josie's intense autism has already justified this shitshow's existence. You know this idea has legs because people have been proposing something like it for years now, but Sam is finally making the lolcow-group-home-livestream happen. TrashTV but less scripted/more real.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Bro Josie's intense autism has already justified this shitshow's existence. You know this idea has legs because people have been proposing something like it for years now, but Sam is finally making the lolcow-group-home-livestream happen. TrashTV but less scripted/more real.
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They're all actors & actresses. Their social media stuff was found a while ago.
 
Ridley said:
They're all actors & actresses. Their social media stuff was found a while ago.
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Ok where is this info? All I saw in the thread was claims about Damiel being a plant, which I find plausible based on his behavior. The rest I'm not so sure.

Also, supposing they are "actors" they're gonna have to be in-character for a 24/7 livestream for a month and a half while Sam and the chat torture them so shits gonna get real either way. If they are actors they signed up for more than they thought were.
 
Ridley said:
They're all actors & actresses. Their social media stuff was found a while ago.
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Reality stuff like this pretty much universally attracts wannabe actors/e-celebs. The fact that they may be actors doesn't inherently mean they're plants.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
Ok where is this info? All I saw in the thread was claims about Damiel being a plant, which I find plausible based on his behavior. The rest I'm not so sure.

Also, supposing they are "actors" they're gonna have to be in-character for a 24/7 livestream for a month and a half while Sam and the chat torture them so shits gonna get real either way. If they are actors they signed up for more than they thought were.
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Even if they were told exactly what was going to happen (unlikely) just having to deal with all the petty annoying bullshit, living in a strange house, surrounded by strangers will break people eventually. Plus the kind of autists this attracts will definitely try gay harassment shit against the participants and/or their families. Hell I wouldn't be entirely shocked if the house gets doxed and spergs try swatting or something
 
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