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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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why wont these nasty animals pick their food up off the floor?
 
Gone Ham said:
Chargebacks exist
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I would hope they are smart enough to have some sort of something in place to prevent chargebacks. If you get too many, it puts your account at risk. On top of that, it's not a direct charge, you are buying tokens and then using those tokens, right? That shit is risky to start with.
 
Aristides said:
How long has it been since they've eaten anything of substance? It's all pizza, wendy's hamburgers and chicken nuggets downed with soda or coffee. I haven't been paying utmost attention to their meals, but I haven't seen them eat a square meal at any point, either.
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When was the last time one of them took a sip of actual water instead of soda or coffee?
 
Aristides said:
How long has it been since they've eaten anything of substance? It's all pizza, wendy's hamburgers and chicken nuggets downed with soda or coffee. I haven't been paying utmost attention to their meals, but I haven't seen them eat a square meal at any point, either.
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I'm positive this is part of Sam Hydes plan. Hes going to feed them nothing but fast food for weeks because he knows a group of trubo autists can't cook and wouldn't try even if they could.
 
Aristides said:
How long has it been since they've eaten anything of substance? It's all pizza, wendy's hamburgers and chicken nuggets downed with soda or coffee. I haven't been paying utmost attention to their meals, but I haven't seen them eat a square meal at any point, either.
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I've noticed that Jet or the rest of the team repeatedly bring up red bull whenever they're speaking to the participants. I'm assuming they have something planned with all the junk food, maybe red bull in particular
 
Violetta and Sylvia are fucking with Jon. He keeps talking about working out so they're egging him on: "Can you do a pushup with one hand?" He tries and fails, gets up exerted. "Can you do a cartwheel?"
 
Gondola Enjoyer said:
When was the last time one of them took a sip of actual water instead of soda or coffee?
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/ourgirl/ drank filtered water from the water pitcher. She may be fluoride free.

Lokenstien said:
I'm positive this is part of Sam Hydes plan. Hes going to feed them nothing but fast food for weeks because he knows a group of trubo autists can't cook and wouldn't try even if they could
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Simmons almost burnt down the house trying to reheat pizza.
 
Aristides said:
How long has it been since they've eaten anything of substance? It's all pizza, wendy's hamburgers and chicken nuggets downed with soda or coffee. I haven't been paying utmost attention to their meals, but I haven't seen them eat a square meal at any point, either.
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Jon made some really sad, overcooked steaks late last night while doing his "workout" of 50 pushups, some wall-pushups and some weird couch-based Russian twists. To be fair, Simmons was doing the weakest Russian twists I've ever seen during his "gymnastics" this morning.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Jon made some really sad, overcooked steaks late last night while doing his "workout" of 50 pushups, some wall-pushups and some weird couch-based Russian twists. To be fair, Simmons was doing the weakest Russian twists I've ever seen during his "gymnastics" this morning.
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They should just find a large rock and toss it around. That's what I used to do before I got lazy as fuck.

Fuck I just realized there's supposed to be 6 weeks of this shit. It already feels like it's supposed to end today lmao.
 
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