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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aristides said:
About the TTS: Jet just said "we're going to be learning as we go" and only then mentioned "a team of moderators." He acted surprised and asked "what did the TTS say?" when Jon questioned him on being called a retard mid-rant. Is he playing dumb or did Sam fire one off without telling anybody?
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Why would flablet openly condone calling the contestants retards? He's going to play dumb & probably build off the alleged inability to filter TTS effectively.
 
Aristides said:
About the TTS: Jet just said "we're going to be learning as we go" and only then mentioned "a team of moderators." He acted surprised and asked "what did the TTS say?" when Jon questioned him on being called a retard mid-rant. Is he playing dumb or did Sam fire one off without telling anybody?

Jet then says "Mister Goldstriker will be here at seven-ish. We have a surprise for you guys." When he mentions the shopping list, he notes that Jon asked for "all-natural body soap." What a fruit.
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Also indirectly insulted Jon by saying "brevity is the soul of wit"
Pretty sure it was the crew who sent the TTS out though. Pure speculation.
 
Epoch said:
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Uncanny
 
Someone here posted that TTSs aren't active yet a few pages pack. Also read that they should be around in a few hours, not sure if there's any truth to that.
I think it's weird we've seen only one so far, even if they're expensive
 
Violetta knows a bunch of weird internet stuff, she uses one of these sites: Crystal Cafe, 4chan, Kiwifarms, [obscure altchan]. Which one of them remains to be seen. I fully expect her to bring up Chris at some point.
 
Jet was 100% sneak-dissing Retard-Jon and is playing dumb. He and Sam are very clearly doing a good-cop bad-cop routine with them.

Does anyone know how much a TTS costs? Just curious how much they are compared to those outrageously expensive fish toys.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Jet was 100% sneak-dissing Retard-Jon and is playing dumb. He and Sam are very clearly doing a good-cop bad-cop routine with them.

Does anyone know how much a TTS costs? Just curious how much they are compared to those outrageously expensive fish toys.
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I think someone said 30$, but there's a limit of 80 characters
 
Vasiliev said:
Violetta knows a bunch of weird internet stuff, she uses one of these sites: Crystal Cafe, 4chan, Kiwifarms, [obscure altchan]. Which one of them remains to be seen. I fully expect her to bring up Chris at some point.
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After Jet left, Violetta said "Goldstriker... that's so dumb." Then giggled. "I don't know, it just sounds dumb." How much does she know? Is she antisemitic?
 
Vasiliev said:
Violetta knows a bunch of weird internet stuff, she uses one of these sites: Crystal Cafe, 4chan, Kiwifarms, [obscure altchan]. Which one of them remains to be seen. I fully expect her to bring up Chris at some point.
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No, at most she uses twitter and just spews shit she think is underground or whatever to appear like one of the boys
 
Vasiliev said:
Violetta knows a bunch of weird internet stuff, she uses one of these sites: Crystal Cafe, 4chan, Kiwifarms, [obscure altchan]. Which one of them remains to be seen. I fully expect her to bring up Chris at some point.
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strikes me more as a superwholock-era tumbler fujo. i'd guess 4chan is probably most likely, but not a bigtime user
 
Many have commented that these zoomers are slobs, but is there any information on trash disposal? are these tards going to be living in their own filth by the end? do the showers work? will they be forced to be stinky?
 
Vasiliev said:
Violetta knows a bunch of weird internet stuff, she uses one of these sites: Crystal Cafe, 4chan, Kiwifarms, [obscure altchan]. Which one of them remains to be seen. I fully expect her to bring up Chris at some point.
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The internet is so small now that you can learn all of these stale memes from Twitter.
 
AGPinochet said:
Many have commented that these zoomers are slobs, but is there any information on trash disposal? are these tards going to be living in their own filth by the end? do the showers work? will they be forced to be stinky?
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If you look in the garage it seems that Jet is just piling the trash in there
 
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