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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
PleaseBeeQuiet said:
Jet was talking about adjusting the prices of the fishtoys a bit ago. They're going to need to do that quick, because no one is going to have beds tonight, and they're going to be forced to listen to TTS copypastas and "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" all night.
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That's retarded, the whole point of fishtank is to fuck with people. Removing a bed is like $800 anyways, it's not going to be happening to every person every night for 6 weeks
 
Someone on 4chan suggested that they may all be plants, but are under the impression that they're each the only plant
 
Someone on /tv/ found Josie’s instagram
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Josie simps BTFO
 
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They're both sleeping again, this really is a morgue, Sam needs to get some annoying shit pumping through the speakers to get these retards fighting.
 
perfect_buddy_ga said:
Think you're putting way too much faith in their ability to act if you believe that
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I mean, imagine if their instructions are "be as annoying as possible". That would amplify the personal drama, but by obscuring the fact that others are doing it too, it causes them to genuinely get irritated with each other. It's like dumping gas on a fire.
 
Jon talking about child custody or some shit, but for the last 2 minutes I thought he was saying "muggle" instead of "mother" and that it was a Harry Potter rant.

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Gordon PPman said:
That's retarded, the whole point of fishtank is to fuck with people. Removing a bed is like $800 anyways, it's not going to be happening to every person every night for 6 weeks
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Not saying the point isn't to fuck with them, but I dunno if the current prices are high enough to space out events. Internet retards will pull money out of thin air if it means making someone miserable. At the very least, tonight is going to be a shitshow of some sort.
 
Doubly Punished Snigger said:
I mean, imagine if their instructions are "be as annoying as possible". That would amplify the personal drama, but by obscuring the fact that others are doing it too, it causes them to genuinely get irritated with each other. It's like dumping gas on a fire.
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I'm not saying it isn't true. But its a huge ask to keep that up 24/7. I think Occam's razor points to them not being plants
 
I'm almost certain that Damiel was put in specifically to fuck with these guys, but he immediately realized his mistake as soon as the drugs wore off and the harmonica started playing.
Feel free to correct me, but I remember this morning, Jon was asking everyone how they applied for the show and Damiel had a weirdly long pause before he half-heartedly muttered "Craigslist".
 
Steinercard said:
That's cool. I hope they're happy together and that immediately puts her in the top 5% of zoomer girls just based on having an actual relationship with an actual man and not fucking around or doing some weird parasocial shit with simps.
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Photo was posted 3 years ago, big chance she is not in the 5% zoomer girl catagory.
 
Shardy Hernandez said:
I'm almost certain that Damiel was put in specifically to fuck with these guys, but he immediately realized his mistake as soon as the drugs wore off and the harmonica started playing.
Feel free to correct me, but I remember this morning, Jon was asking everyone how they applied for the show and Damiel had a weirdly long pause before he half-heartedly muttered "Craigslist".
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he also said he didnt sign a contract. but if he were a plant wouldnt they have told him to not blow his cover instantly?
 
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