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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
In 24 hours, before any pranks, they've already discussed Gnosticism, horse fucking, guro and whether or not Hitler was so bad. I wonder how many new lolcow threads we'll get out of these 8.
Honestly they are based discussions that would not exist without autism
 
They found Josies steam, her last game she played

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Uh oh.
 
Oh also for you pizzafags out there: you can and should leave your pizza out of the fridge and in the box for up to several hours if you plan on coming around for another pass. It will not spoil (unless you put mystery prizes from a gumball machine on it) and it will still be pretty darn good.

The moment you put that fucker in the fridge, it will never be even close to as good as it was. Don't be afraid to leave it out a while. The most important thing is to CLOSE THE FUCKING BOX after you get your slice.

If you leave the box open, I will put you in a box.
 
Josie got photos with 10 different men, a complete fraud hoe. Don't believe her acting.
Aspie women get dicked down all the time if they are cute tbf. Just browsing here for highlights so no actual opinion if she's a sped or not but trust me, it's not some struggle for an autist female to get dicked down. The naive cuteness makes them extra appealing to a certain sort of man. It's a quality in repugnant in men but can make a woman "cuter" if she isn't pig ugly.

Edit: like if your fetish is an autistfu she's almost GUARANTEED to have a bodycount of at least five. Cute and gullible is a helluva combination
 
It's so funny to me the most normal looking guy (Vance) who everyone thought would be a Chad ended up just saying nothing the first day. Just an anti-social weird person. Meanwhile the lispy guy with a bible who you would assume is a turboautist was up until 4am talking to the girls.
 
If they get Netflix on the TV it's done imo. Also why didn't they set any of this shit up before people turned up?
Imagine if Sam or Jet was smart enough to give them access to Netflix, but only 10 gigs of internet data for the entire duration of the show.

I also remember them saying that they didn't have an HDMI cord anywhere earlier today, but maybe they found one.
 
It's so funny to me the most normal looking guy (Vance) who everyone thought would be a Chad ended up just saying nothing the first day. Just an anti-social weird person. Meanwhile the lispy guy with a bible who you would assume is a turboautist was up until 4am talking to the girls.
This is why I like Jon instead of Vance. Vance has 0 personality. He's trying so hard to play a mysterious sigma male chad character, for the cameras. Jon is just himself, and provides tons of content effortlessly.
 
Aspie women get dicked down all the time if they are cute tbf. Just browsing here for highlights so no actual opinion if she's a sped or not but trust me, it's not some struggle for an autist female to get dicked down. The naive cuteness makes them extra appealing to a certain sort of man. It's a quality in repugnant in men but can make a woman "cuter" if she isn't pig ugly.
Yeah there is no autist neet weeb girl that you can dig out and take home (WEIRD DREAM). Some incel tier guy with slight confidence will approach her in school and she won't say no.
 
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