🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Went through and calculated the pre-tax cost for the fishtoys based on the most and least expensive token packages. In the OP now. Thanks for the help, please let me know if the OP needs something so I can add it to the list.

Current fishtoy conversion to US Dollars at their pre-tax cheapest token package, and their most expensive:
Loot Crate: $195.31 | $249.75
Snack Delivery: $19.14 | $34.97
Camera Down: $97.65 | $124.88
Camera Up: $46.87 | $59.94
EMP: $199.31 | $249.75
Cold in Here: $132.80 | $169.83
Hot in Here: $132.80 | $169.83
Bed Snatcher: $624.99 | $799.20
Fridge Swap: $624.99 | $799.20
 
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This kind of thing will look better trimmed down and edited. For us we're watching it in real time. It will take up 15 mins of an episode max. With Simmons and Sylvia looking retarded.
You know what, you're absolutely correct. It's like the Sam or Nick or IP2 clip channels. So much better than the streams.
 
I'm hoping that in a few days they figure out the system a bit better, maybe add some new toys or change how TTS works and also learn how to set up schedules they can actually meet.
Day 1 niggas will know what I mean with the "fish arriving at 10" "fish arriving soon" "none of the fish have shown up" booshiet they put us through for hours.
 
To be honest, the constant trying to convince the contestants they are drunk on non-alcoholic beer is kinda shit.

Like, dude. The joke didn't work. None of them think they are drunk. Vance called it out immediately. Move on.

Edit: lmao Jet literally sending TTS complaining that the contestants are boring. Yeah no shit my guy they have no reason to do anything interesting.
 
This kind of thing will look better trimmed down and edited. For us we're watching it in real time. It will take up 15 mins of an episode max. With Simmons and Sylvia looking retarded.
The real entertainment with stuff like this (and the magic that Sam and Co. are tapping into) is the community experience as we all watch and react live. That is what the Road Rules/Real World formula needed in order to work in the modern era. Those shows were great when they were novel, but thirty years later (oh my God kill me) they offer very little.
 
Man the reveal that it's non-alcoholic is gonna be amazing
To be honest, the constant trying to convince the contestants they are drunk on non-alcoholic beer is kinda shit.

Like, dude. The joke didn't work. None of them think they are drunk. Vance called it out immediately. Move on.

Edit: lmao Jet literally sending TTS complaining that the contestants are boring. Yeah no shit my guy they have no reason to do anything interesting.
Giving them fake weed would be funnier
 
To be honest, the constant trying to convince the contestants they are drunk on non-alcoholic beer is kinda shit.

Like, dude. The joke didn't work. None of them think they are drunk. Vance called it out immediately. Move on.

Edit: lmao Jet literally sending TTS complaining that the contestants are boring. Yeah no shit my guy they have no reason to do anything interesting.
Making fake TTS messages in fear that someone will call the piggie fat assures that when TTS is on everyone will call the fatty a piggie
 
Maybe i'm being too optimistic, but I feel like this stuff is going to have technical glitches and problems. This is the first time doing this, and I think Sam said the amount of viewers is like twice or three times what they expected, even being generous. I'm fully expecting plenty of problems that will probably need to constantly be ironed out over the course of this.
He said they were already at 60k, 10x the viewers they planned for
 
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