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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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And just like that, he's back up and running. "Bitch, you jus got beaten up by an autistic mothewfuckew in a chicken costoom! How do you feel?!" They should give him hard liquor, I'd love to see how Jon acts when he's intoxicated. I hope he doesn't get voted out yet.
 
Simmons plan to bring his mattress downstairs and "do gymnastics" in the morning is probs just gonna be a normal routine. But I can't wait to see the little chink do some ninja flips and shit
 
Keeping the house clean should be a priority for these people. If I were there I'd be a fucking Nazi about keeping the place clean. It's going to get away from them really fast if they aren't careful.
These are the same group where even the most competent tried to cook a pizza still in the box. I wouldn't get your hopes up on cleanliness, lets focus first on them not killing each other or themselves.
 
After midnight, I'm going to get a TTS that says, "Jon, you are sofa king wee todd ed."
 
Was Sylvia the only one that got a real beer? Sam gave her an unopened can of Miller Light, right?
 
After midnight, I'm going to get a TTS that says, "Jon, you are sofa king wee todd ed."
Sam tweeted out that calling Sylvia fat would result in a ban, so tread carefully here.
edit: for clarity, calling Sylvia fat through TTS is disallowed. I don't have access to Fishtank chat but I think you can say whatever about any contestant there.
 
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Could Jonathan be any more insecure? Fuck dude.

It's always a pissing contest with him. We gotta keep him for at least a couple weeks.
 
Could Jonathan be any more insecure? Fuck dude.

It's always a pissing contest with him. We gotta keep him for at least a couple weeks.
That's what the whole Tate thing is for, covering up insecurity in his masculinity

if he'd just stuck to being chill like he did last night, he'd be fine
 
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