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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I'm afraid he will be, even though he's the most entertaining one. Mauro is the most boring, not Jon. Isn't part of the fun seeing them annoy each other? I wish we could keep Jon around for at least the first two weeks. If he's sperging it up now, just imagine what he'll do with some time in his hands.
I agree. As much as I hate Jon he is a key element of this. Mauro is too fruity to be the straight man (that's Vance) and too boring to be a wild card. He contributes almost nothing to the dynamic besides being the sincere soft one.

There was a little moment earlier when he was upstairs with Josie and he said "your essay was really good" that endeared him to me somewhat but that's all the more reason to get him out of there now before shit gets real.
 
This may be some tinfoil shit, but I feel like part of this is playing with the audience as well. The delays of fish toys and TTS makes me think they're gonna fuck with the audience as well. Jon kinda sucks, and I wouldn't be surprised if they are being fed lines at points to fuck with the other contestants as well as the audience.
They are definitely going to fuck with the audience. The people producing this show would never miss such a great opportunity for some faggy, meta joke.
 
reheating the pizza with the box was a whole new level of retarded, if they don't stop them there will be a fire sooner or later
This is an absolutely dysfunctional retarded house of Sims, there's no way there won't be a fire.
 
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This may be some tinfoil shit, but I feel like part of this is playing with the audience as well. The delays of fish toys and TTS makes me think they're gonna fuck with the audience as well. Jon kinda sucks, and I wouldn't be surprised if they are being fed lines at points to fuck with the other contestants as well as the audience.
i still think the "they are all on it" theory has some merits, and the TTS thing does feel like a joke of some sort, chances are they are only gonna make it avaliable for short periods to troll the audience
 
i still think the "they are all on it" theory has some merits, and the TTS thing does feel like a joke of some sort, chances are they are only gonna make it avaliable for short periods to troll the audience
They don't have a choice. Sam harnessed every modicum of his massive IQ to finally realize that word filters won't stop TTS from parsing "knee gir". He can either charge a lot of money for it & get his hateful nazi right-wing show slandered across the internet (making this entire thing a lost cause) or just not offer TTS at all.
 
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