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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Aristides said:
TTS (Kitchen): "Speaking of(?) the producers is not allowed, you're losing money doing this." I think Jon was running his mouth again.
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He brought up Sams name again iirc. Letty immediately corrected it with Jason's name (She's the mole) then moved on to a movie topic.
 
curbside2 said:
He's just dumb enough to have more confidence than the people slightly smarter than him. I think it gives him a genuine advantage lol
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He's got a little bit of everything to make him a charming retard
Bobuno said:
He brought up Sams name again iirc. Letty immediately corrected it with Jason's name (She's the mole) then moved on to a movie topic.
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Oh, so she's been told to fuck around about a bit with Jon then?
 
Meth Until Death said:
I swear to God if Jon fumbles this I will burn that fishtank house to the ground.
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All those years of manosphere training have brought him to this moment. It's eerily quiet and they're alone in the living room. He's leaning over her as she sits all cat-like.

King George III said:
Is Violetta trying to bang Jon?
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Maybe he's got that retard dick.

You can cut the tension with a knife. "You got any... sevens... ?" "Go fish..."
 
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Let's face it. Alpha sperg won the day.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
They're all just winding him up now lol, Jon is the lowman for sure

Edit: The only other dude this obsessed with soap is KingCobraJFS. Get Jon a bar of tactical soap ASAP!
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I can't believe Jet approached Cobes about this show but Cobra was too listless to respond. Allegedly they approached Daniel Larson too but decided he was too dangerous. Can you imagine the house with those two in it? We never deserved such a beautiful thing.
 
Bobuno said:
He brought up Sams name again iirc. Letty immediately corrected it with Jason's name (She's the mole) then moved on to a movie topic.
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Calling it now, every single one of them has been told they are the inside guy and have been given different instructions. They know more than they are letting on, but none of them know the full thing in its entirety.
 
Dupree said:
isnt that like 0.0000001 of the population you schizo
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Probably. But androgen insensitivity is just one example of what might cause an intersex condition. I have run into one before at work. I know one online.

Here are the true odds of various conditions.

How common is intersex? | Intersex Society of North America

To answer this question in an uncontroversial way, you’d have to first get everyone to agree on what counts as intersex —and also to agree on what should count as strictly male or strictly female. That’s hard to do. How small does a penis have to be before it counts as intersex? Do you count...
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Not XX and not XY one in 1,666 births
Klinefelter (XXY) one in 1,000 births
Androgen insensitivity syndrome one in 13,000 births
Partial androgen insensitivity syndrome one in 130,000 births
Classical congenital adrenal hyperplasia one in 13,000 births
Late onset adrenal hyperplasia one in 66 individuals
Vaginal agenesis one in 6,000 births
Ovotestes one in 83,000 births
Idiopathic (no discernable medical cause) one in 110,000 births
Iatrogenic (caused by medical treatment, for instance progestin administered to pregnant mother) no estimate
5 alpha reductase deficiency no estimate
Mixed gonadal dysgenesis no estimate
Complete gonadal dysgenesis one in 150,000 births
Hypospadias (urethral opening in perineum or along penile shaft) one in 2,000 births
Hypospadias (urethral opening between corona and tip of glans penis) one in 770 births

Total number of people whose bodies differ from standard male or female one in 100 births
Total number of people receiving surgery to “normalize” genital appearance one or two in 1,000 births
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If Sam is trying to put on an entertaining show, it wouldn't be that hard to find someone like that. Especially with the size of his audience and the number of people he knows and associates with to put on his shows.
 
Gottahavemysips said:
Calling it now, every single one of them has been told they are the inside guy and have been given different instructions. They know more than they are letting on, but none of them know the full thing in its entirety.
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Oh god please let it by like that, that would definitely be amazing. Please please god just this once
 
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