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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I can hardly believe this is going to last for 6 weeks. They will all go insane before then unless Sam keeps the pressure on them at just the right level. It was amazing to see how fast the TSS took the wind out of them. I'm going to loose so much sleep watching this.
Yeah, messages in chat from the wiggers and co are saying not to go too hard on TTS and drive people off. "we want this frog to boil slow"
 
Damiel is from San Fran. Simmons is from China.
If Damiel is an actual drug addict and mentally ill, his behavior wouldn't surprise me that much.
He's either really good at faking it, or he is hopelessly addicted to weed. The latter would not be surprising at all for a 20 something year old from SF.
 
I think there's a plan here. People are freaking out over not being able to call contestants a pedophile and all that, but it's day two. We don't need half the clown show leaving on week 1. Jet's playing good cop. It's not hard to convince a group of 7 autists and one chad (you decide who) to stick around a TTS speaker if you tell them "ah!! won't happen again!!! please stay in this house for 5 more weeks". Jet's boiling the frog, I hope.
 
Why are there so many squinties?
Asians have a +5 autism modifier compared to other races during character creation.
You might be right, but Sam is known for using plants and it would make sense to create chaos on demand if things get boring.
I've seen a lot of people say "He/she is the plant," so I was curious if Jet or Sam confirmed that at least one contestant was a plant.

look at damiels instagram. he has a photo of him with marlon dubois, who is friends and works with joeyy/1team, and a bunch of his photos mimic the exact style that the mde zoomers like bic and joeyy post. trust me bro he is the plant.
Interesting. I'm leaning towards at least half the members knowing more about MDE than they're letting on. I can't sign off on everyone being a plant just because Jon is too fucking stupid to keep his mouth shut.
 
Asians have a +5 autism modifier compared to other races during character creation.

I've seen a lot of people say "He/she is the plant," so I was curious if Jet or Sam confirmed that at least one contestant was a plant.


Interesting. I'm leaning towards at least half the members knowing more about MDE than they're letting on. I can't sign off on everyone being a plant just because Jon is too fucking stupid to keep his mouth shut.
if john is the plant, i will transition.
 
I can hardly believe this is going to last for 6 weeks. They will all go insane before then unless Sam keeps the pressure on them at just the right level. It was amazing to see how fast the TTS took the wind out of them. I'm going to loose so much sleep watching this.
Work's been slow for me, so I essentially have the week off. Spent most of my time watching this and shitposting like a sped instead of doing something productive.
 
I've seen a lot of people say "He/she is the plant," so I was curious if Jet or Sam confirmed that at least one contestant was a plant.
He might have, but I don't follow Jet at all and Sam only casually. Though logically you'd want only one plant for a project like this that's running long term, as if you have too many you risk having the few real people drop out too early and sinking the project.

I'd also doubt Sam would announce there's a plant with TTS active. Unless they're all the plant and all of us are the mark.
 
Does anyone have the clip
I can hardly believe this is going to last for 6 weeks. They will all go insane before then unless Sam keeps the pressure on them at just the right level. It was amazing to see how fast the TTS took the wind out of them. I'm going to loose so much sleep watching this.
I walked out of my job today and am never going back
 
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