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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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How are the wiggers making sure the zoomzooms won't dip after a week to smoke weed and release a "What REALLY happened at Fishtank..." for sympathy points? Is there some murderous clause in the contract that prevents them from giving up?
 
Fully eshay skits bruh V3 said:
Would you join the fishtank kiwibros?
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If I knew what the contestants were allowed to bring, I could give a definitive answer.
I'm leaning towards yes. I like to read and write, which contestants are clearly allowed to do. I bet I could use some of the appliances and junk around to build little trinkets and shit when I'm bored of that. Plus I can be pretty stoic under pressure, but I'd probably be kicked because I'm too boring.

Telecom said:
Everyone is saying frank hassle, but what odds of andy dick? We know jet has his phone number. We would get a full ip2 crossover then.
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No joke, there's a good chance they would get in legal trouble if they let Andy Dick show up. I could 100% see Andy sexually assault one of the contestants.
 
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RobotGentleman said:
TTS updates for anyone not paying attention

- Simmons and Mauro had to share their suspicions of Damiel, questioning what he's doing there. Chat immediately snitched to Damiel about it and he shat all over them. Chat snitched right back to Simmons and Mauro.
- Josie simps kept sending messages to Bedroom 1 and she's been showing absolutely no reaction to them. Sylvia flipped off the camera.
- Letty claimed she wouldn't fuck Jon. Chat keeps telling her to do fetish stuff with other fish.
- "Damiel, half of the viewers think you're a plant and half want you in their bed." "No comment."
- Producer came into the living room and reassured the fish after some of them, including Vance and Letty, started getting noticeably uncomfortable. Claimed they would ban chatters who "crossed the line" with TTS, including someone who made a Hitler joke. (Edit: they later came in againand turned off TTS after Jon got pissed chatters were calling him a pedo and a scammer)
- "Okay Jon, we get the bit. You can talk normally now."
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Niggas think this is the window of life. This is fish tank full of betta fish, you're supposed to let them agitate each other.

curbside2 said:
Worth noting that this is already immensely more entertaining than out of shape YouTubers boxing each other.
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I expect Idubbz to try and copy this but do it with has been youtubers.
 
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