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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Fishtank is genuinely the most boring fucking thing ive ever watched. Even Ice Piss failed streamer house mogs this shit. Even some crackhead ip2 retard mogs this. This image is the only enjoyable thing to have come out of this debacle. This and the sam meltdown.
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Please go back to 4chan to cry. This thread is good and doesn’t need /tv/ tards moaning every few pages:
 
I hope the price goes down as time goes on. Then again there are people in the chat saying they've traded to well over 1000 tokens already through trading
Same, but so long as retards are dishing out $150 for TTS, there's nearly zero incentive. The polls are also retarded, they really need to stop running polls on random retarded shit that doesn't actually affect anybody in the house (or just have a poll type that doesn't cost tokens). Keep the audience engagement of voting on polls, but when it requires tokens you know it actually matters.
 
I really don't get the people trying to go from 0 to 100 in the first couple days. Six weeks of calling the contestants niggers right off the bat or making fat/gay jokes would be boring for most, and many of the contestants would probably just leave if subjected to that. There have to be limits, variety, and little details that add to the absurdity.

I got way more laughs out of the cowboy hat guy fucking up the smoke detector so it'd beep every minute or so for an hour than I did from the first TTS with "hitler did nothing wrong 1488." Having Chris come in to fix the DVD player only to have Stuart Little 2 break in less than 5 minutes was both funny and spurred a fun game of Twooth ow Dawe. So far, a lot of what's gone on reminds me of stuff from the iDubbbz gaslighting Google doc.

My only real gripe this early on is that the simping is unavoidable, especially for Josie. I suppose it was inevitable.

edit: it would be nice if you could get some free tokens each day for voting in the polls.
 
I really don't get the people trying to go from 0 to 100 in the first couple days. Six weeks of calling the contestants niggers right off the bat or making fat/gay jokes would be boring for most, and many of the contestants would probably just leave if subjected to that. There have to be limits, variety, and little details that add to the absurdity.
Knuckle dragging zoomers need immediate satisfaction and are incapable of coming up with something creative to sow discord between the contestants using TTS. Hopefully they fuck off after a few days.
 
I really don't get the people trying to go from 0 to 100 in the first couple days. Six weeks of calling the contestants niggers right off the bat or making fat/gay jokes would be boring for most, and many of the contestants would probably just leave if subjected to that. There have to be limits, variety, and little details that add to the absurdity.

I got way more laughs out of the cowboy hat guy fucking up the smoke detector so it'd beep every minute or so for an hour than I did from the first TTS with "hitler did nothing wrong 1488." Having Chris come in to fix the DVD player only to have Stuart Little 2 break in less than 5 minutes was both funny and spurred a fun game of Twooth ow Dawe. So far, a lot of what's gone on reminds me of stuff from the iDubbbz gaslighting Google doc.

My only real gripe this early on is that the simping is unavoidable, especially for Josie. I suppose it was inevitable.

edit: it would be nice if you could get some free tokens each day for voting in the polls.
So far it's going 0 to 0 for the past 3 days. If you compare this to other IRL livestream events it is nontent.
 
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Would you change anything?
 
Fucking salty I stay up til 12:30 for TTS only to think it's not happening and miss it. I get the "slow burn" they want to achieve but the 99% down time is getting hard to tolerate.

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Would you change anything?
Letty <-> Mauro (Letty is too much of a wild card, Mauro is as inoffensive as possible but has his moments)
Sylvia <-> Josie (No explanation, just hate looking at the ham-planet)
Simmons <-> Jon (Yea Simmons is annoying sometimes but he's the only one that actively cleans, Jon keeping the entire house awake, even if not intentional, is absolutely devilish)
 
seeing as how it still was damn near constant even with the huge pricetag i dont think theyre gonna be hurting for money. I do wonder what kind of people thought it would be constant nigger/faggot/kike type abuse in TTS when they said upfront it was something they were gonna try to sell.
 
Simmons <-> Jon (Yea Simmons is annoying sometimes but he's the only one that actively cleans, Jon keeping the entire house awake, even if not intentional, is absolutely devilish)
In DnD Lawful Good characters are typically brash obnoxious people that wont shut up about the law and faith. I think a lot of people think Neutral Good and Lawful good are the same thing but they are far from it.
 
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