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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Cardboard in the oven wasn't enough, now he is trying to fry the pizza? By putting it in a cold pan, then placing it on the stove? What the fuck?
 
Jon turned from the worst house member into the best one in a single night/morning. God damn. If the others didn't like him before, they sure as fuck hate him now.
 
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Mentos said:
Watching Zoomers try to do anything in a kitchen is so fucking funny. They do everything with trepidation and fear. I hope the fast food delivery stops and they're forced to cook their own meals from now on.
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>dude it's le heckin zoomers it's not that the crew sought out literal spastics it's because they're younger than me!1!
 
Mentos said:
Watching Zoomers try to do anything in a kitchen is so fucking funny. They do everything with trepidation and fear. I hope the fast food delivery stops and they're forced to cook their own meals from now on.
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they are gonna die starving they can't cook shit.
 
Aristides said:
He put olive oil on the pan before adding the pizza, which is worse somehow. I'm sure that olive-oil-infused crust will taste terrible.
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I think the biggest problem is the amount of pizza he put in there. It needs surface contact with the pan. Unless he adds enough oil to shallow/deep fry it.
 
Coinnor McCunt said:
they are gonna die starving they can't cook shit.
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I think constantly giving them fast food is a ploy to make them irritable on top of the lack of sunlight and fresh air. It perplexes me that they're giving Jon access to actual meat though, but that could be a method of creating animosity among the other members
 
Mentos said:
Watching Zoomers try to do anything in a kitchen is so fucking funny. They do everything with trepidation and fear. I hope the fast food delivery stops and they're forced to cook their own meals from now on.
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This had better be one of the challenges. Don't you dare disappoint me Jet, I want a good Fishtank Cobes-style cooking crossover
 
WTBOnlineFather said:
This had better be one of the challenges. Don't you dare disappoint me Jet, I want a good Fishtank Cobes-style cooking crossover
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I would literally take out a payday loan to give to Sam if he brought on Cobes as the house chef
 
We need to stop bullying Simmons cooking, a chatter brought up a good point.
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