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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
So much for not allowing fat jokes at Sylvia's expense lmao. OINK OINK OINK OINK
 
Dropping some ideas here so people here can join in my plotting [Note: Jet if you are reading this do not mess these ones up, I'm against the 1488 edgelord shit]
  • Playing tts calling out individual people from either the laundry room or bedroom closest to the stairs while everyone is quiet
  • Get Josie to yell at the camera by starting arguments on her level (best pony, 80s anime > her favorites, etc)
  • Turn "sylvia eat the airpods" into a running theme
  • Check if the tts can read chinese so only Simmons can understand the messages
  • Tell them the US has just invaded fictional countries (McDonaldland, East Korea, gm construct)
  • Make Jon listen to Homestar Runner quotes with the impediment included
  • Read off fake numbers station messages
  • Do occasional 4 or 5 am bedroom hits with subconscious suggestions
 
Dropping some ideas here so people here can join in my plotting [Note: Jet if you are reading this do not mess these ones up, I'm against the 1488 edgelord shit]
  • Playing tts calling out individual people from either the laundry room or bedroom closest to the stairs while everyone is quiet
  • Get Josie to yell at the camera by starting arguments on her level (best pony, 80s anime > her favorites, etc)
  • Turn "sylvia eat the airpods" into a running theme
  • Check if the tts can read chinese so only Simmons can understand the messages
  • Tell them the US has just invaded fictional countries (McDonaldland, East Korea, gm construct)
  • Make Jon listen to Homestar Runner quotes with the impediment included
  • Read off fake numbers station messages
  • Do occasional 4 or 5 am bedroom hits with subconscious suggestions
Give them whistles and more bouncy balls.

Edit:

Sylvia ran to the kitchen when onlyfans came up.
 
They couldn't test the text to speech before starting the show? People pay $70 and half of the chats are on top of one another. Whole thing seems half-assed.
I think it's because the Living Room and Kitchen TTSs don't share a queue. There are no walls separating the kitchen and the living room, so it's a mess when a message is sent to both at the same time and they overlap.
 
UH OH Sylvia's onlyfans has been announced and now everyone is asking her about it. Also "Jon you're gay".
 
Dropping some ideas here so people here can join in my plotting [Note: Jet if you are reading this do not mess these ones up, I'm against the 1488 edgelord shit]
  • Playing tts calling out individual people from either the laundry room or bedroom closest to the stairs while everyone is quiet
  • Get Josie to yell at the camera by starting arguments on her level (best pony, 80s anime > her favorites, etc)
  • Turn "sylvia eat the airpods" into a running theme
  • Check if the tts can read chinese so only Simmons can understand the messages
  • Tell them the US has just invaded fictional countries (McDonaldland, East Korea, gm construct)
  • Make Jon listen to Homestar Runner quotes with the impediment included
  • Read off fake numbers station messages
  • Do occasional 4 or 5 am bedroom hits with subconscious suggestions
Whenever someone is alone, tell someone else that they are talking shit to the camera about them.
 
Day 3(?) update:
Jon fails to cook bacon
Sylvia's OF leaked
Damiel withdrawal arc
Mario is snorlaxmaxing
TTS is broken and has no queue
Pic related TTS constantly
Based Jon.JPG
 
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Social media is a Jewish plot to churn out an entire generation of autistic faggots. This is truly a golden age of human achievement.
 
I like Josie the most out of the three girls, but if I were in that house, I'd be breaking already between the bouncing ball and the clicky wheel thing. Insufferable. Vance should teach her drums or something. At least do something useful with the constant stimming.
 
Zoomer dopamine receptors are so fried by TikTok and the like that most cannot even comprehend the idea of enjoying something that doesn't provide instant gratification.
Yea I would like this shit to be a slow burn. So we can look back in 3 years and see some shitty best of "insert name" of somewhat natural spergery and have shitty memes that have X amount of even more retarded permutations.
Really would suck if it was just IP2 again, since we already have that.
 
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