🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sylvia goes "Oh my god, they found my website?" "I haven't updated that stuff in two years..." in reference to her OnlyFans. I can't believe she thought no one would Google her name.

One TTS said "We hail to our hyperborean queen" or something in reference to Violetta. She went "They're really latching on to that, huh?" Well, you started it.
 
Yandex Captcha Solver said:
Who carries a toolbox without it being closed all the way? It's like a kid got told to grab the toolbox by his dad, then spills it everywhere.
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It's an obvious prank, horrible timing, should be in the early morning.

Have the foot fags moved on to Josie? Are they smart enough to ignore Lettie into acting out for attention?
 
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No one is seeing what the real final punchline is going to be.

Think about what the winner will have to go through: they'll have to survive harassment from the viewers, the conniving and backstabbing of the other contestants, and the humiliating psychological abuse from events/challenges that Sam surely has cooked up for the Fish.

The winner will have to endure all that for 2 months only to walk away with a measly 5-6k cash after taxes. That is the punchline to this joke. And I for one can't wait.
 
charlesdickens said:
I like Josie the most out of the three girls, but if I were in that house, I'd be breaking already between the bouncing ball and the clicky wheel thing. Insufferable. Vance should teach her drums or something. At least do something useful with the constant stimming.
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Josie: Bounces ball
Viewers:
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