🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
He's just soaking it all in, formulating plans. Think It, Dream It, Do It.
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Emulating his hero
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The sissy hypno in action, constantly asking for it to be s l o w e r

"once you're down, kinda like, go slow with it"
the "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is pure kino, I bursted out laughing

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This entire shitshow that Sam Hyde has created is such a fucking autistic social experiment and I'm all for it tbh

Also her scream reminds me of this
 
even more interesting. 50/50 plant but none of the plants know there's other plants. it's 3 people who think they're the only not autist in the room, and 3 who think everyone is autistic.
I get what you're saying, I just don't think its the case
 
still waiting for the black african space niggers to land their single mothership
 
I like to think that Nick is also autistic and won't shut up about this finance stuff so Sam said fuck it and gave him an audience that is forced to listen to him sperg. Its just a bonus that they're going to rob Jon blind from it.
 
I like to think that Nick is also autistic and won't shut up about this finance stuff so Sam said fuck it and gave him an audience that is forced to listen to him sperg. Its just a bonus that they're going to rob Jon blind from it.
My working theory is that there are scheduled cool down periods to make the content feel exciting again and drive donos. When donos slow down wheel out the crypto bro.

Edit: And to drive animosity Jons way.
 
I would be so disappointed if Jon turned out to be a plant. he's such a comically large compendium of stereotypes, like you could imagine someone like him existing in real life but to find one who fits them and is stupid enough to partecipate to this almost seems too good to be true
 
I'm a retard so can someone explain how you're supposed to even watch this? Are you supposed to go to the site at different set times? Or should I just wait for everything to be clipped after the fact?
 
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