🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
BernieRose said:
Well I'm definitely glad I didn't pay a single cent for this if this really is the end LOL
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I'd venture to guess that the site will come back up, gutted and even jankier. For now we have to be content with Jet's non-commentary interspersed with laughter as he holds his phone camera and points it at a screen.

Simmons is still being bossed around by Violetta, Sylvia and Vance. He's doing an annoying high-pitched troon voice as he squeals unintelligibly. The girls are amused.

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More confirmation from Jet that the fish have no idea what's going on: "They don't know we're glitched out, no."
Jet snivels and panders to the fans: "Guys, I apologize this is how you have to experience Fishtank tonight... sorry." "You guys have shown so much love we're bursting at the seams."
Jet addresses the GQ: "Nick asks if it's Google trying to snipe and sabotage Fishtank... no. I think it's just a coincidence."
 
Jon is so unbelievably gullible. He went from my least favorite to favorite contestant in 24 hours. He seems to be well intentioned so I hope he ends up with a decent gig after this in the long run, just nothing with too much responsibility.
And they need to at least stream these sketches on Youtube tomorrow if the stream isn't fixed.
 
lmao what the fuck has their tranny skit evolved into

i wish this fat faggot would stop pointing the camera back at himself and just let us watch this retardism
 
ConsoleWarVet2 said:
Jon is so unbelievably gullible. He went from my least favorite to favorite contestant in 24 hours. He seems to be well intentioned so I hope he ends up with a decent gig after this in the long run, just nothing with too much responsibility.
And they need to at least stream these sketches on Youtube tomorrow if the stream isn't fixed.
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He's what I think of when I hear "based retard". Hopefully he lasts until the end because without him the house won't be as entertaining.
 
(forgive the low quality pics. These were taken from a YouTube stream of an Instagram stream. I'm not selling my soul for an Instagram account)

Jontent update. He is currently posed in the most confident Andrew Tate pose whilst sharing his knowledge about how he would handle a fight.
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At the same time Letta, Simmons, Vance, and Sylvia are rehearsing. Simmons is putting on his best swamp witch impression for the tranny show.

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Seems like Josie fell asleep in the living room to the sounds of Jon. Jon is in the kitchen helding mario hostage and generating stories faster than chatgpt.
 
Can someone tell me how I can keep watching this without a bullshit instagram stream? Nobody has given a clear answer about how to get around this problem. It is working for people I know and is as I write this.

It would be one thing if it didnt log me out and still let me refresh but this is fucking garbage. If other sites could stay up I would be able to make this post without some janny having to approve it like Ive never used this site. None of these people are competent.
 
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