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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
>graf redemption arc
that fucking faggot split the fediverse in half and defederated the Kiwi Farms for literally nothing, then lied and said we were spreading CHILD PORNOGRAPHY to cover up how petty his motivations were, and then jumped on Sam's dick the very second he heard about hosting problems. There's people on both sites who can no longer communicate to each other one reason: graf does not like our Fediverse admin.

Sam Hyde can throw this guy a bone but never say he's redeemed. He lies, calls other people pedophiles for no fucking reason, and says our website hosts child porn only because he's embarrassed that he defederated us.
I'm not caught up on that. Why was that? Did he underestimate the challenges and tried to cover his ass, or was a just being retarded for no particular reason?
 
He's learning, no longer burning down the house, no longer making a casserole out of the Pizza. He even put a bit of water in it for the crust. He should learn how to steam, there's a perfectly good plate for it. The Chink man marches on.

Oh wait nevermind he's doing that weird stacking the pizza thing again.
 
Sam's going to start hunting for the hidden quarters in the house himself
 
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I'm not caught up on that. Why was that? Did he underestimate the challenges and tried to cover his ass, or was a just being retarded for no particular reason?
Crunklord made fun of him for being a histrionic bitch so he defederated us the day we came back online. He lied and said it was because we proxied a pedophile instance. His old admin was a lolicon who still runs a lolicon instance that Graf federates with.

 
Lolifgging aside, the main reason you shouldn't trust Graf is that he's Canadian.

Never trust a Canadian to do anything competent, especially if he's from Ontario.
 
Not factored in is hardware. You'll need a server with a 2x100Gbps network card, such as this for $1300. If you're doing your video processing yourself, you'll need the software to manage it and graphics cards in the dedicated server. Then you'll also need a place to put it that isn't going to kick you off. You'll also probably need a router capable of processing 200Gbps and the billions of packets per second going through such a network, and that is a very big price in and of itself.
Not including any other stuff that comes in handy like dedicated expansion cards for video processing (Cisco's Video Interface Card iirc,not to shill for them) when you're decoding and encoding that much video, among other things. Top bidders can afford infrastructure that provides even the slightest efficiency increase/difference without being burdened with costs, unlike anyone else.
It's hard to compete with jews with a blank cheque.
 
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