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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
It's 9 PM. Jet is out buying groceries or doing some wigger shit. Suddenly he gets a call from his boss, Sam Hyde. Jon has started talking about racial differences. The other fishes have started mentioning trannies. The JQ clock is 2 minutes until midnight. It's time to SHUT IT DOWN. Jet races in his tricked out Subaru to the other side of Rhode Island to remind his fishes of the ToS. Such is life in the world of Sam's bitch boy.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
The other fishes have started mentioning trannies. The JQ clock is 2 minutes until midnight.
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An archive for posterity.

Damiel said "dude, these school shootings is fucked up man. What do you think about 'em?" to which Vance immediately replies with "I like 'em" in his deep monotone voice. They laugh.
Damiel follows up with "what was that one that recently just happened?" and Jon says "It was like a twansgender..." before being cut off by Damiel saying "oh yeah, yeah, that one was crazy. Oh fuck, that's like, that's like for real different. Usually it's all like, incel virgins." Vance says "I'm also glad schools shootings are finally getting some diversification."

Damiel the plant was obviously trying to stir the pot and coax them into being naughty. They should've told him they're streaming on YouTube. Vancebros have been vindicated.
 
The Wokest said:
"hey don't talk about that think youtube TOS"
Fucking laaaameeeeee
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OY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN! Can't even mention troons nowadays without getting spooked, I can't believe it's come this far this fast.
(Also, has anyone noticed Jon orbiting Josie? He won't leave her the fuck alone. Tried starting a conversation a few mins ago, then working out on the floor near her, laundry room at the same time, now 1 foot away near the kitchen sink. It's disgusting)
 
Gutes Zeug 2.0 said:
Can't forget to tell them when the website is back, if they do the tts will probably be a good green light for saying anything
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they dont think they are being streamed at all at the moment though do they? right now they just had someone run out and scold them about their language in the time they should be the least "on guard" i think they will be even more cautious when they are told its back. if this fucks with the asian sissy troon skit ill be pissed.
 
Jon just walking around with the knife pointing outwards behind Josie.
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He has now given up on trying to use the knife to cut chicken and instead is just trying to rip it apart with his hands.
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edit: lmao he threw the chicken into the scolding pan of oil and burnt himself.
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jallsballs said:
they dont think they are being streamed at all at the moment though do they? right now they just had someone run out and scold them about their language in the time they should be the least "on guard" i think they will be even more cautious when they are told its back. if this fucks with the asian sissy troon skit ill be pissed.
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They've known for a couple hours
 
the funniest thing about damiel's antics is that nobody cares, they don't laugh at him, don't ask WTF he is doing or anything, they either suspect too he is a plant or are autistic enough that behaviour isn't odd enough
 
Jon really does need to get out of the kitchen. He nearly just necked himself with the chicken knife, then one of the producers had to run up and threaten to take the knife off of them and check they're not suicidal LOL

eaglesfan665 said:
Bro thought jon was suicidal little did he know jon is living the dream learning about llc stacks and overcooking teflon chibben
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The blade would've slipped right off of Teflon Jon

"I think it would be really epic if someone killed themself on stream" - Letty
 
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