🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Pignat]

This is the one that needs the King of The Hill theme music playing over it.

That or the Code Gayass Opening because of Spinzaku in the corner.

 

[Tom Myers]

Thread is moving too fast, site is too slow, and my interest in reading several pages of comments to make sure I'm not posting something that's been posted before is zero.
That being said HERE IS JON'S PERSONAL WEBSITE:

nycbossking.univer.se

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nycbossking.univer.se

nycbossking.univer.se

nycbossking.onuniverse.com

 

[nut butter]

Maybe I'm just soft, but now that I've heard them talk so much, I'm starting to get attached to these weirdos. I'm low key gonna be sad when TTS emotionally breaks them all in a few days. Their late night conversations are kind of wholesome.

The early day sparring session with with Sam was really nostagic and wholesome for me. There was this one dumb kid I went to jr high and highschool with who was always making up stories and getting picked on for being weird. Sometimes my friends and I would just hang around with him at lunch and play into his stories like we believed him and to see how outrageous of a story we could get him to tell. Looking back I'm sure the kid knew that my friends and I didn't believe a word he was saying, and just liked people talking to him and giving him attention. I spent lots of fun lunch hours listening to that kid tell me about his 1000 win streaks on Halo, and how crazy a 7-star wanted level is in GTA. Now I'm listening to Jon tell stories about winning 100 fights in a row and pulling his truck 6 miles uphill everyday for some light exercise.

I hope none of the contestants freak out and really get their feelings hurt. Seeing Jon or one of the girls just sitting alone in their room crying would break my heart tbh. I don't think Sam or the crew considered the reverse Stockholm Syndrome people would get from watching the fishtank contestants so much. Jet mentioned something like that on his Instagram livestream last night. I doubt the MDE "Moms" sketch would have been as funny if I had watched 12 hours of footage getting to know the actresses personalities and life stories before the prank got pulled on them.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

When Sam went into Josie's closet and it sounded like he was smashing all her stuff I realized I was not prepared to see a sad Josie. There would definitely be some significant backlash if something caused Josie to break down.

 

[C. Cactus]

Yeah, you get exactly what I mean. I'm listening to this in the background while I do some late night work and it's reminding me of the times I spent playing cards with my hometown friends before we all moved away. I'm not thinking "haha look at the retards" anymore. If it were a room full of people like Keffals it would be different, and I'd be waiting eagerly for that TTS, but most of these people are just weird, not unlikeable, and Vance is a completely normal guy.

 

[Kirby vacuums]

I get from the card game that letty is a better at gaslighting than the gay mexican.

 

[filthypenguin]

After the wholesome card game I was thinking I didn't want anyone to leave. Then footlord shows up and I want him gone immediately.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

I mean even fucking Swamp People was kayfabed, a lot of dead time is boring.

 

[Lokenstien]

I love how Jon's pathological lying is better example of Improv than anything Simmon could explain. Literally every conversation Jon basically "yes ands" people except he does "Yes I have experienced what you're talking about" instead. Mention you saw a movie and Jon saw it years ago, say you went camping and he's gone 30 days in the woods without showering, talk about the cartel and Jon's involved in one, say the word cancer and Jon knows that its secretly a fungus. It's even better because no one is confident enough to really call him out on his obvious lies and even if they were he'll just argue until you give up or he starts doing push ups to assert dominance.

 

[Shed Kandinsky]

Lettyheads..

 

[C. Cactus]

One of Sam's people said that two fish had a "secret mission" and that they had to figure out who they were. He also said there was gonna be a surprise at 2:00am, which was whiskey. Jon is trying to get everyone to drink now, Idk yet if they actually will. Good think I'm fucking nocturnal, cause otherwise nobody would post on the Farms about shit Sam's crew is doing at this time of the night. I like the show so far, but they should do this kind of stuff in the middle of the day when more people are awake.

 

[Lokenstien]

What is the absolute fucking Shlop that Damiel is making? all he did was put a quarter of a stick of butter in a hot pan and then some dry mix. Of course the sleepy hog's think it smells good.

 

[Meth Until Death]

If everyone is turning off the idea of the contestants going at each other (for now), why not get the contestants to do something that'll annoy Sam and the Wiggers™?

@C. Cactus It might be because traffic is lower and less chance of TTS going too hard whilst they're all on the sauce

 

[DustBuns]

All it took was one bottle of Evans and Jet telling them 2 people have secret missions for them to break the friendship they cultivated today.

 

[C. Cactus]

All it took was one bottle of Evans and Jet telling them 2 people have secret missions for them to break the friendship they cultivated today.

You're right. It's not likely this friendship is gonna last through six weeks of being fucked with. It was good while it lasted I guess. If they do get out of this without hating each other, they're gonna be bonded for life. They are drinking now by the way, at least some of them.

 

[convulsion swell]

What is the absolute fucking Shlop that Damiel is making? all he did was put a quarter of a stick of butter in a hot pan and then some dry mix. Of course the sleepy hog's think it smells good.

Rice-a-roni. You toast rice and noodles in butter for a bit, then cook them by simmering in water. It is actually quite good if you help it out with some protein and veggies.

 

[DustBuns]

What is the absolute fucking Shlop that Damiel is making? all he did was put a quarter of a stick of butter in a hot pan and then some dry mix. Of course the sleepy hog's think it smells good.

Browning the vermicelli for Rice a Roni is the important first step of making it, but these turbo spergs always heat their pans on max heat and burn everything.

 

[Bobuno]

/tv/ had this link to a evidence drive with the stuff related to Nina (letty's) abusive ex cuck or whatever.
It has some pretty messed up stuff but mainly compiles text's and videos of suicide threats/cutting, facebook posts to family members, 100's of sperg/stalkery messages and a good bit of unknown/no contact numbers calling or texting Nina out of the blue with threats and other unhinged shit. This dude is seriously nuts, It's a bit of a land mind to step on knowing that some TTS will talk about this when it's allowed. I feel bad for her.

 

[goh]

What the fuck is Jon's plan here? I legitimately have no idea what the fuck he's trying to get out of this.

 

[DryRaisin]

I have yet to see a single vegetable (chat doesn't count), are they really expected to sustain themselves on pizza, takeout and meats for six weeks? Like damn, get them a tomato or something, is this a norm in freedomland?