🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
goh said:
What the fuck is Jon's plan here? I legitimately have no idea what the fuck he's trying to get out of this.
Click to expand...
I'm guessing to know what the mission is so they can watch out for it, it would be retarded for the people with missions to write them down though
DryRaisin said:
I have yet to see a single vegetable (chat doesn't count), are they really expected to sustain themselves on pizza, takeout and meats for six weeks? Like damn, get them a tomato or something, is this a norm in freedomland?
Click to expand...
They did get some apples today, I know it's not a vegetable but it's something
 
Bobuno said:
/tv/ had this link to a evidence drive with the stuff related to Nina (letty's) abusive ex cuck or whatever.
It has some pretty messed up stuff but mainly compiles text's and videos of suicide threats/cutting, facebook posts to family members, 100's of sperg/stalkery messages and a good bit of unknown/no contact numbers calling or texting Nina out of the blue with threats and other unhinged shit. This dude is seriously nuts, It's a bit of a land mind to step on knowing that some TTS will talk about this when it's allowed. I feel bad for her.
Click to expand...
To add to this:
(pic wasn't seen before this, and along with the filename, suggest it might come from someone directly involved)
cc490c386b4e2d55bd79a34c4e45cd87.png
1682141647697773.jpg
 
Idiots surprised that women who have had sex with Sam Hyde to be on this show are whores. Lmao.
 
Gutes Zeug 2.0 said:
I'm guessing to know what the mission is so they can watch out for it, it would be retarded for the people with missions to write them down though
Click to expand...
If I'm understanding correctly Vance was retarded enough to write an actual mission down. Everyone else owned up to the random bs they wrote and Vance denied he wrote the only unaccounted for letter and tried to write something in his off hand to prove it wasn't his handwriting. Meanwhile Damiel refused to participate and never wrote anything down to begin with.
 
DryRaisin said:
I have yet to see a single vegetable (chat doesn't count), are they really expected to sustain themselves on pizza, takeout and meats for six weeks? Like damn, get them a tomato or something, is this a norm in freedomland?
Click to expand...
To be fair, this is the first day they got actual groceries. Damiel made asparagus for everyone earlier and I saw a few people snacking on fruits. I think the staff finally got tired of ordering loads of fast food for them and just instead handed them bags of produce and steaks/chicken.
 
DryRaisin said:
I have yet to see a single vegetable (chat doesn't count), are they really expected to sustain themselves on pizza, takeout and meats for six weeks? Like damn, get them a tomato or something, is this a norm in freedomland?
Click to expand...
Yes.
I had a class once where students had to log all their food for a week. I was one of like three people who actually ate leafy greens. This was in a class of 30~.
 
damn the lettie boyfriend drama is not surprising but still pretty sad. i wonder how the tts is gonna reflect this.
man, imagine coming on some random show you hear about on craigslist or whatever, and within a week all your secrets have been found out, and the house you're living in starts loudly mocking you about your dark past every 2 minutes.
wow
 
Null said:
yes, it is normal for people to sustain themselves entirely on a diet of processed foods composed of meat, cheese, and carbs.
Click to expand...
True, but for those of them who don't normally eat garbage everyday that's really gonna fuck with them. The body gets used to eating certain things, so going from normal food to straight trash isn't gonna be easy. Although now that they are getting actual food to cook with, it's more likely they'll all just get food poisoning.
 
Simmons, you have to get out of there, you're gonna get gonoherpesyphilAIDS!
 
"Hey Simmons, you're not gonna need that foreskin anytime soon, will ya?" -Vance's skit character

I don't like watching reality TV or Twitch streams, but despite this being a combination of both it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, and I know a lot of other people agree. Sam may have botched the execution but I hope he gets credit for creating something entertaining anyway.
 
With all of the talk of reverse Stockholm syndrome. Seeing all of them bond together. It's nice to remember, a whitepill if you will. That when your trapped together in close proximity to a small group of people. You learn to live with them. It's a human tribal bonding kind of thing. I can say this from experience. Even the people who you'd rather see gutted above a highway than spend another minute with... You miss after they're gone.

It's heartwarming and I am starting to become infected as well. It's gonna suck a little bit once they start going insane. But I'm sure they'll eventually do something that will ignite hatred and justification for the torture on our end.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom