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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
xxx_InuYasha_Fan_xxx said:
OY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN! Can't even mention troons nowadays without getting spooked, I can't believe it's come this far this fast.
(Also, has anyone noticed Jon orbiting Josie? He won't leave her the fuck alone. Tried starting a conversation a few mins ago, then working out on the floor near her, laundry room at the same time, now 1 foot away near the kitchen sink. It's disgusting)
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he wants that autie coochie
 
Jon Redpilled vid:

Chad Jon:
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You are josiepilled because you think she’s cute and want to fuck het. I am josiepilled because she’s the most autistic contestant. We are not the same.
 
Nina's nudes, Simmons' books, Jon's mini hustle academy and Vance's basedness are adding a lot of content for when TTS is back up. It's going to be hard to watch for some of it unless Jet and crew edit them. I might send in a TTS thanking Simmons for writing his fertility book because it saved my marriage or something like that.
 
>Simmons: failed book writer
>Letty: discord whore with nudes out
>Jon: more gullible than a 10 year old kid
>Damiel: schizo plant
>Vance: normalfag with edgy posts
>Josie: faking stims for the camera
>Sylvia: fat slampig with no eyebrows
>Mauro: NOTHING

Well MauroCHADS, I think we're winning this one.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Sam Hyde definitely told her to turn up the autistic shit times 10 because he knew exactly it would extract superchats from autistic men going "OMG shes just like me! I have a chance with her!" Does this really need to be pointed out? It's beyond obvious what the gambit is here.
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>I don't like Sam Hyde and I'm sure he did this specific thing that would make me like him even less and if you don't believe me you're stupid
Ok bro, sure thing.
 
There's been a loud as fuck alarm going off for 10 minutes and none of them give enough of a fuck to get up and check it out. Literally blaring next to Jon's head and he can't be fucked to get up and turn it off. If that was a carbon monoxide or fire alarm they would be dead.

Edit: one of the producers had to come in and turn it off because the fish are such lazy sleepy fuckers. Jon went back to sleep.
 
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Fortyone said:
There's been a loud as fuck alarm going off for 10 minutes and none of them give enough of a fuck to get up and check it out. Literally blaring next to Jon's head and he can't be fucked to get up and turn it off.
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Alarm? Nothing. Basement door opens? Jon immediately gets up. It's like a dog that knows when it's getting a treat, but in this case the treat is nothing.
 
SFINAE said:
>Josie: faking stims for the camera
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Honestly I don't understand why she thought that this is the shtick (unless its just her normal behavior) she should go with.
Like, if she would just act normal-ish and interact with chat and cameras a bit I think she could have gotten just as much people simping and TTS-ing her.
I get that aspie girls are all the rage now, will all the memes circulating for the past years, but cmon, IF she is faking it though, she keeps doing that for several weeks (considering she won't get ejected, though I doubt that) more and it will give her brain damage, it's painful to look at and probably just mind-numbing to conciously go through with it.
 
With all the background drama coming out about the fishes(porn, more porn, and being a based boy from seattle), there is a sense that this was all known by Sam and co. It feels to me that the online presence of the participants is all apart of this show, which is genius if your business model revolves around drama inducing interactions. If only Sam would have had competent tech support from the beginning
 
XOCastle said:
With all the background drama coming out about the fishes(porn, more porn, and being a based boy from seattle), there is a sense that this was all known by Sam and co. It feels to me that the online presence of the participants is all apart of this show, which is genius if your business model revolves around drama inducing interactions. If only Sam would have had competent tech support from the beginning
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Way I've thought of it from the start is "It's Sam Hyde. The audience are the fish, not the residents."

Not seen anything to change my mind yet.
 
DryRaisin said:
Honestly I don't understand why she thought that this is the shtick (unless its just her normal behavior) she should go with.
Like, if she would just act normal-ish and interact with chat and cameras a bit I think she could have gotten just as much people simping and TTS-ing her.
I get that aspie girls are all the rage now, will all the memes circulating for the past years, but cmon, IF she is faking it though, she keeps doing that for several weeks (considering she won't get ejected, though I doubt that) more and it will give her brain damage, it's painful to look at and probably just mind-numbing to conciously go through with it.
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well she can have an arc this way
watch as sam hyde proves autism can be cured with air horns
 
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