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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Sam really showing his ass with this. For someone involved in HWNDU, he left a shit load of info for people to track. The windows should of been fully blacked out so you couldn't see light levels to denote time of day and weather. Work should of been done to obscure the floor plan and the window shape and placement.

I'm not taking big renovations, a MDF box over the windows, including dud ones to make autists think there were more than the house actually had, maybe even a dummy sliding glass door(just another MDF box with a cut out of a sliding glass door handle mounted to the wall). A cheap hollow core door could be pulled apart, and one side mounted to the dry wall with the inside facing hardware of a knob and a dead bolt to make it look like there was an extra room or exit. Pull off the trim and flush mount something over another window. A few hundred bucks could of easily made this house a real hassle to identify.

Still props to the people that identified it, if they really tracked it down from features. Wish you would of shown your hand with out ruining it for the rest of us by just announcing you knew it and proving it with a delivery.
Fishtank always felt like more of Jet's baby than Sam's, and one would think Jet who used to frequent 4Chan boards when he was younger would be wiser to people doxxing and swatting the location.
 
We were in a sneeder’s paradise until this fat tranny faggot ruined it.

May your next birthday present be a box of dirty needles.
 
Can't have shit on the modern internet anymore. Regardless of where they came from (probably some shitty Discord, let's be real since I see Kiwis and Channers blaming each other), everything has to have someone fucking it up for the rest of us.
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
 
Isn't one of the other lolcow sites completely obsessed with shitting on sam and the other mde members, in the same way we shit on Ralph? I remember hearing something about them, could explain the spergs that are completely obsessed with shitting on the project. Could also just be classic IP2 spergs, they would do this and more.
 
A bunch of issues throughout though: Jet remarking on specific state laws on day 1, contestants repeating if they heard particular noises outside the house (e.g. cheer squad). Garage cam was kind of redundant and probably helped narrow it down a bit too.
Loose lips sink ships, Jet is a really dumb person for talking about Mass. state law like that. The Georgia fridge magnet was enough to throw people off.
Next fishtank will need to be an oldboy fake window hotel inside of a warehouse.
 
Some of the retards in the /ftl/ thread on /tv/ are trying to pin it on us, instead of discord trannies/unhinged exes
The joke of that is you can literally just go through this thread and see that isn't the case. Goes to show how little footwork people are willing to put into this, they just want to be told the deal on social media.
 
Even if they still plan to relaunch the website,
even if contestants dont quit after this
even if house wont be fucked with ever again

They are already got numbed to anything that can happen in the show.
They had guns aimed at their face. You aren't going to shock them with fishtoys or voice messages after that.
Their and our immersion are ruined.
 
We were in a sneeder’s paradise until this fat tranny faggot ruined it.

May your next birthday present be a box of dirty needles.
it's hard word and sacrifice living in a sneeders paradise

sam should have anticipated and prepared for a doxing and swatting though, it's inevitable when you have the kind of audience that he has
 
fishies got their phones back
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Beached Turtle's Twitter, archived through Nitter:
(https://archive.ph/wip/EkGqd)
(https://archive.ph/wip/Sb0DA)
(Likes) (Following) (Followers)
(Streamlabs) (Amazon Wishlist)

He claims this is the Discord ID of the swatter:
953111711760679032
Claims the server was called something like 9,000 IQ or 10,000 IQ Geniuses

I hope somebody is recording his Twitch chat, apparently some of the "IT WAS KIWIFARMS" shills are posting in it.
Here's the leaker's linkedin it matches the dox
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