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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
This Is Violence Now said:
We could have cool challenges like this, but Sam is afraid of them leaving so all we'll get a le epic slowburn, surealist arthouse flick that fizzles out at the end.
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Can people not grasp that Sam Hyde isn't just doing this for fun or for the art? It's a money making endeavor and it would be retarded to go all out in a couple days and kill it. Did you see how much people were spending on TTS? I don't understand why so many people expect him to blow his load 2 days in. This isn't IRL shitpoting. It's a show that is supposed to make money.
 
Ohio State said:
We're almost a week in so let's have predictions on who's the first to leave.
Mauro
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Mauro or simmons 100% unless they somehow get immunity or some other shit happens

Slyvia is fuckinb boring as shit (shame because the trailer hyped her up) but I don't think she'll be voted off because people want to keep her around to call fat on tts.
 
ToddleDoddle said:
Can people not grasp that Sam Hyde isn't just doing this for fun or for the art? It's a money making endeavor and it would be retarded to go all out in a couple days and kill it. Did you see how much people were spending on TTS? I don't understand why so many people expect him to blow his load 2 days in. This isn't IRL shitpoting. It's a show that is supposed to make money.
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I just don't think making tons of money from this and letting chat / himself go wild are mutually exclusive. So far this is literally just a vacation for them. Where's the torture we were promised? He underestimates them if he thinks those people can't take a few mean superchats or some funny challenges.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
I just don't think making tons of money from this and letting chat / himself go wild are mutually exclusive. So far this is literally just a vacation for them. Where's the torture we were promised? He underestimates them if he thinks those people can't take a few mean superchats or some funny challenges.
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Its day 6 out of 40 you dumb nigger.
 
Ohio State said:
We're almost a week in so let's have predictions on who's the first to leave.
Mauro
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My bet would be either Vance or Mauro.

Does someone have a clip of Sam Goldstriker coming out of the closet, finding Simmons' notes, taking a shit in Letty's bathroom and jumping on the bed? All I've found is either obscured by something or from a >ph*neposter.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Plot twist: no one gets voted off
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Doesn't sound like it's gonna be a vote. First elimination was supposed to be today, which is probably delayed. The team whose skit wins was supposed to be safe and the losing team were gonna have to partake in some sort of physical competition. Presumably the loser would be out.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Not an argument. In fact can easily be used against you. 1/6 of the show in, and so far it's looking like slightly more autistic Big Brother instead of SAM'S PSYCHOTIC LOONY REALITY SHOW YOU CONTROL THE ACTION!!!
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You can't really control the action when the site has been obliterated by poor planning and poor programming. I expect that shit will start to kick off once the site is back. Two more weeks days.
 
SFINAE said:
You can't really control the action when the site has been obliterated by poor planning and poor programming. I expect that shit will start to kick off once the site is back. Two more weeks days.
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Even with the site back, if your mindset is "gotta protect the contestants from evil audience in order to milk this as long as possible" it's gonna be a failure. Just like text to speech was stifled and censored, so will the fishtoys, I guarantee it. If like more than 1 bed is removed or something else happens that the "producers" feel may upset the poor contestant babies, they will intervene and ruin all the fun.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Not an argument. In fact can easily be used against you. 1/6 of the show in, and so far it's looking like slightly more autistic Big Brother instead of SAM'S PSYCHOTIC LOONY REALITY SHOW YOU CONTROL THE ACTION!!!
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Garbage take. Sorry that you aren't allowed to spam the n word 24/7 for $5 a pop and they all immediately get uncomfortable and leave not even a week in.

This is a frog boiling in the pot and it is extremely entertaining as is, if it's not for you then it's not for you. But in my eyes it's been a blast so far and the hiccups have actually humanized the cast quite a bit for most of the viewers, allowing the frog-boiling to go along smoothly without everyone spamming for TTS to be put on.
The swatting and site going down caused quite a few not so cool results, but these are best to get out of the way in the early stages.

I'd say things are going just swell DAMNATION
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Not an argument. In fact can easily be used against you. 1/6 of the show in, and so far it's looking like slightly more autistic Big Brother instead of SAM'S PSYCHOTIC LOONY REALITY SHOW YOU CONTROL THE ACTION!!!
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Been enjoying your company/comments, so I'm gonna be gentle.

Go hard from the start, there's no stakes. Just a bunch of speds being tortured by slightly less functional retards. A five minute diversion every so often.
Go slow at the start, the audience gets invested. They pick a team, get involved, and get far more inventive in attacking the other teams and protecting their favorites. More engagement, more buzz, more watchers, more conflict, and more fucking money.
This is literally show running 101 stuff.
 
I agree, we need to have TTS blaring NIGGER 24/7, calling Sylvia a fat piggy and Simmons a faggot non stop and constantly interrupting whatever gay drag shit they were doing so everyone leaves by day 12.
 
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I want those autistic chimpanzees to be paid a visit by the SULTAN OF SISSIFICATION mister DON WARIO MD. wearing a GO-PRO on his head ready to unleash his malkavian accursed ramblings upon their misguided souls.
But like fr no cap there isn't a single contestant out of those 10 that I'd genuinely say I took a liking to. They are all either insipid or autistic, no character no personality no nothing. It's been a snoozefest so far gentlemen but I'd be shorting all ten coins if I were you (NFA).
 
I might deserve clocks for this, but Letty wrote her socials on a pad and showed it to the camera (stolen from twitter) (L) (A)
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