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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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My only issue with Jon is that he, like all other autists, refuses to keep his voice down even a slight bit when he is agitated and the autism takes over. Even if he is jokingly pretending to be upset he will SCREAM at the top of his lung
Or when he's constantly interrupting conversations, barging in and yelling over the person speaking. If they don't yield and let him speak he just gets louder and repeats himself until they do. He gets harder to understand when yelling too so it ends up a garbled slurring mess.
 
Poor Jonathan's sister worried about him after the swatting. I'm assuming they're related since they're both from Bend, OR. We're rooting for him, Jon is a saint.

It never occured to me during any of Jon's wild stories how he would describe going to the Hyde House to his friends and family. If he thinks this is his gateway to the big-time, bless his heart. "I hope the producers and costars are able to press charges". Oh honey, this operation is running on weapons-grade autism, you're expecting too much.

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did jon just mention kiwifarms? :stress:

edit: nevermind can’t understand his autist speech impediment sometimes
 
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Is that what he has here?
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Edit: looks like he's looking at something in his left hand, then tries to transfer it to his crotch? To hide it? Not sure.
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Before we get derailed with people making theories about this being definitive proof of Damiel being a plant, this is the first time we've seen his phone, and it happened the day after the swatting. He probably just snuck it back in after they gave them their phones back

Edit: this also assumes that it acutally is a phone, so far we don't know for certain that it is
 
I really really don't think damiel is a plant, I think he is just a lot more normal than everyone else. Almost everyone in the house house is aware of Sam in some capacity. I don't know why everyone assumes because of a couple pictures with Jet that means he has to be an inside man instead of just a normal contestant. The plant talk is fucking exhausting, it better either be all are plants or none are plants.
 
I really really don't think damiel is a plant, I think he is just a lot more normal than everyone else. Almost everyone in the house house is aware of Sam in some capacity. I don't know why everyone assumes because of a couple pictures with Jet that means he has to be an inside man instead of just a normal contestant. The plant talk is fucking exhausting, it better either be all are plants or none are plants.
This. I've posted my theory before, so will summarise it again - we know that Letty almost pulled out last minute, I reckon another contestant actually did, so they had to scramble last minute to find someone willing to participate, which led Jet or one of the other wiggers asking Damiel to take part. But you're right, all Damiel knowing Jet confirms is that Damiel knows Jet
 
Is that what he has here?
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Edit: looks like he's looking at something in his left hand, then tries to transfer it to his crotch? To hide it? Not sure.
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It was mentioned before, I think by Jet, when he was suspected of having a phone the first time they checked his stuff and it was actually his glasses case. I don't think we have seen Damiel wear glasses so that is probably where he keeps his vape(s)
 
I wouldn’t put it past Sam and the boys to make someone seem like an obvious plant as a red herring. Seeing a dude that the entire crew follows on insta or seeing a dude obviously have his phone with no reproductions is too blatant.
 
Jon is cracking. He just asked "what if I broke everything that gives you guys joy". Damiel is bullying him and the girls are laughing.
 
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