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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
CoolFool said:
I feel like Simmon's skit is probably funnier but I also think their team is gonna get nervous in front of everyone and not make it as funny as it could be. Meanwhile, Jon and Damn don't seem to have any sense of shame or nervousness, so they will carry the skit and make it funny.
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are you telling me the man dressed up in drag screaming about foreskins last night to an audience of 2 women has shame?
 
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Fortyone said:
Jon Josie and Damiel being on the same team for the skit fucking doomed them. John and Damiel want nothing to do with each other, josie dosen't contribute anything, and mauro seems to have just surrendered. They give zero fucks while the other team practices often.

I'm thinking after they lose mauro gets voted off.
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My guess is that Jon will be the first to go. It depends on whether the audience or the contestants vote each other out. Or Sam pulls something out of his ass and kicks Damiel first for not obeying the rules.

Illustrious Homiesexual said:
Praise Allah, friends.
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Inshawwah, bwotha.
 
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I missed everything from yesterday and Friday night. When are they set to actually perform their skit? It seems soon based on their dress but I missed the specific time.

E: Amazing how little piggy poo has to do to "transform" into a crackwhore
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
That's what I've been saying since beginning. Anyone that knows anything about autism (meaning not from internet memes) sees it's a mask to get attention. If it was real, she would most probably not be able to function without some kind of carer/legal guardian. Let alone sign a legal contract. Josie simps are insufferable.

Had people tell me "bro it may not be autism but she probably just adopted those behaviors so now they're genuine" acting as if she's the innocent victim and not a mentally ill manipulator. Can't wait till it's all exposed and they're gonna act so surprised.
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I feel indifferent about Josie. I will say from knowing autists in person, there can definitely be ones that stim non-stop, especially if they are nervous or aren't doing physical activities (like exercising or doing hard working chores) daily. They can stop stimming temporarily if they really concentrate enough, but if the environment is chaotic and they don't have a routine and no set physical outlet to get that energy out, they will stim and move constantly like Josie.

Is she faking it or hamming it up for the camera? I bet she is to a degree, but I also don't think anyone could fake moving like that all day for days on end. If she's faking it then she's really dedicated.
 
This feels like a major arc of DBZ coming to an end lol. I can’t believe how invested I am in this stupid contest.
 
Blitzsneed said:
My guess is that Jon will be the first to go. It depends on whether the audience or the contestants vote each other out. Or Sam pulls something out of ass and kicks Damiel first for not obeying the rules.
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While I think Damiel is easily the actual worst person of the bunch and dislike him the most for that (assuming there's no plant or it isn't him so he has no extra motive), I think him being on for at least a few weeks is critical for sowing divisions and resentment so that this isn't merely a friendship forming sim among the others. Whether he actually survives how the process for removing people works is a whole different matter, though.
 
I do not care for Damiel. He insists upon himself
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Jon getting people's names wrong after 6 days...

If Damiel is the "plant" he did a shit job. The secret tasks could be anything, it'll be a fun revelation regardless. It could be anything from anyone.

Sylvia and Letty can't be trusted, who knows what is going on in Josie's head (other than ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang).

My sympathies lie with Mauro and Simmons as underdogs. Jon's going to butt with Damiel more for sure. Vance might crack, otherwise he's going to coast by as the chill constant. Jon's annoying but I wouldn't want him leaving the house soon. Damiel I don't know about, he's my least favorite but he's provided a lot of memorable moments so far and is the loose cannon. I think Simmons does mean well.

If I had to let anyone leave it's down to Mauro or Silvia I guess.
 
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