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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
56 others said:
Fat cunts are great at drama, now that there are enemies
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Nothing is a given and those two have had six days. They’ve slept more than anyone else and have to be dragged into things. Sylvia peaked tag teaming Simmons with Letty. Mauro is likeable and chill but that’s not what we need.
 
Got Milk! said:
How much could I get from Josie shills for "her shoes"?
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Also, I'm pretty sure he said the staff was picking who would be kicked off but the audience would be voting for who gets the extra $1k based on their performance.
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Other way around, staff votes on which individual gets the 1k, chat determines which team is safe
Kinda sucks how they're doing this, Josie is OP, shielding unremarkable Mauro from elimination
 
Prude said:
I think him being on for at least a few weeks is critical for sowing divisions and resentment so that this isn't merely a friendship forming sim among the others.
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I think this is going to be a major hurdle for Fishtank moving forward. If chat always gets to choose who gets kicked off, there's a good chance that it'll just become boring as time goes on. You need conflict in shows like this. Imagine if we're stuck with Mauro, Josie, and Vance near the end.
 
Fortyone said:
Vance: Yeah.
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Vance is a dirtbag leftist if his twitter likes and following list are used as a gauge for his personality. He's into Cum Town, for starters. He tries really hard to be funny on the Internet through post-ironic sketches and tweets. He has a soundcloud account where he posts synthpop of dubious quality.

Sneedifarms said:
his big claim to fame is youtube videos from nearly a decade ago that got ripped off to greater success by faggots like ethan klein.
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He's really, really adamant that Lyle Forever owes him something for creating a podcast named "therapy gecko" based on the motivational lizard video he made. Even if he's putting ambient music in the background and reassuring people as a lizard-type animal, he doesn't like, owe Vance money or recognition or anything. The effort that goes into producing and hosting a podcast is way bigger than however long it took Vance to make a sixty-second slideshow video he totally forgot about until it went viral a few years ago. Getting mad and being bitter about it didn't help his case.
 
I'm still really shocked Mauro turned out to be this relatively normal, if not wholesome type of guy. From the trailer and the way he spoke, I was getting the vibe that he would be this irritating presence that whines about everything, but no, he's just an inoffensive dude that doesn't really do much other than sleep.
Fingers crossed that he gets booted off. He brings the least to the house and frankly, I just want him to spend his time anywhere else for his sake.
 
I really don't like that the chat is going to decide who wins, they might as well just go ahead and declare Josie's team the winner.
 
goh said:
I think this is going to be a major hurdle for Fishtank moving forward. If chat always gets to choose who gets kicked off, there's a good chance that it'll just become boring as time goes on. You need conflict in shows like this. Imagine if we're stuck with Mauro, Josie, and Vance near the end.
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If I understood correctly, chat picks the team that will have immunity. The other team will have to do a (physical) challenge and the loser goes home so there's still some room for maneuver from behind the scenes (e.g. when picking the particular elimination challenge or who goes on what team)
 
Aristides said:
Vance is a dirtbag leftist if his twitter likes and following list are used as a gauge for his personality. He's into Cum Town, for starters. He tries really hard to be funny on the Internet through post-ironic sketches and tweets. He has a soundcloud account where he posts synthpop of dubious quality.


He's really, really adamant that Lyle Forever owes him something for creating a podcast named "therapy gecko" based on the motivational lizard video he made. Even if he's putting ambient music in the background and reassuring people as a lizard-type animal, he doesn't like, owe Vance money or recognition or anything. The effort that goes into producing and hosting a podcast is way bigger than however long it took Vance to make a sixty-second slideshow video he totally forgot about until it went viral a few years ago. Getting mad and being bitter about it didn't help his case.
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I mean to be fair there are a lot of dumb pages I've followed on social media when I had gayer opinions so I wouldn't read too much into what his twitter likes are. I'm starting to warm to the idea that he is literally a one-dimensional lethargic gluehead and people just mistake that for him being evasive and snarky.
 
eaglesfan665 said:
If I understood correctly, chat picks the team that will have immunity. The other team will have to do a (physical) challenge and the loser goes home so there's still some room for maneuver from behind the scenes (e.g. when picking the particular elimination challenge or who goes on what team)
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Simmons is fucked. Josie's team will win due to retarded simps voting for her in droves (newsflash: just because she isn't Letta or Sylvia doesn't mean she's not a harlot, look at her fucking 'gram), and I'm pretty sure Letta and Sylvia already have immunity from the rice picking challenge. This means the challenge would be between Simmons and Vance, and unless Vance is handicapped in some way, he will dominate.
I really don't want this to happen. Simmons is retarded as hell, but that's what makes him interesting, I'd rather have him stay over Vance who isn't really as eccentric or entertaining to watch, sans a few moments. I guess on the bright side it is funny that this man flew all the way from his rice fields in the middle of China in the hopes of winning a measly 10 grand only to be sissyfied by a BPD basket case and thrown out after a week.
 
Aristides said:
Vance is a dirtbag leftist if his twitter likes and following list are used as a gauge for his personality.
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He lives in Auburn, right in the middle of the I-5 bughive strip.
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