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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    814
Simmons is fucked. Josie's team will win due to retarded simps voting for her in droves (newsflash: just because she isn't Letta or Sylvia doesn't mean she's not a harlot, look at her fucking 'gram), and I'm pretty sure Letta and Sylvia already have immunity from the rice picking challenge. This means the challenge would be between Simmons and Vance, and unless Vance is handicapped in some way, he will dominate.

Not sure why people are doomposting this shit when theres a poll right now and team sissy is winning 60/40.
 
I feel indifferent about Josie. I will say from knowing autists in person, there can definitely be ones that stim non-stop, especially if they are nervous or aren't doing physical activities (like exercising or doing hard working chores) daily. They can stop stimming temporarily if they really concentrate enough, but if the environment is chaotic and they don't have a routine and no set physical outlet to get that energy out, they will stim and move constantly like Josie.

Is she faking it or hamming it up for the camera? I bet she is to a degree, but I also don't think anyone could fake moving like that all day for days on end. If she's faking it then she's really dedicated.
Not saying it's 100% fake, she definitely ramps it up to extreme. Could be her being manipulative, could be a mental problem. For example there's personality disorders (cluster C) where some people will hide their real self and involuntarily play an act for others to not be rejected. If you tell them, "people like x" then that person will start doing x. If you tell them, "people don't like y" then they will avoid doing y. Sam told her that people love her fake autistic ticks, so it may be the case here. It's hard to tell what it is exactly, but I'm sure the ticks are not real. At least for the most part.

The "what the spruce" moment when she was alone in the room with camera is definitely weird:
 
Nobody wants to see your gut, Sylvia
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I guess on the bright side it is funny that this man flew all the way from his rice fields in the middle of China in the hopes of winning a measly 10 grand only to be sissyfied by a BPD basket case and thrown out after a week.
Simmon's femboy feet onlyfans that he makes after this is all sam hyde's fault
 
They are totally spraying liquid ass in the bathrooms. I hope they keep pretending to shit while spraying it in Letti's bathroom for the rest of the show lol. That should be the drawback of getting the master suite.
 
Simmons is fucked. Josie's team will win due to retarded simps voting for her in droves (newsflash: just because she isn't Letta or Sylvia doesn't mean she's not a harlot, look at her fucking 'gram), [..] and unless Vance is handicapped in some way, he will dominate.
I really don't want this to happen. Simmons is retarded as hell, but that's what makes him interesting, I'd rather have him stay over Vance who isn't really as eccentric or entertaining to watch, sans a few moments.
Pretty much. In a physical challenge Vance is actually safe, unless Simmons pulls out his Zen mastery and surprises everyone. Sylvia and Letty still aren't safe though.
POOP LASANGA IN LETTYS BATHROOM
This shit starts to get old.
 
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