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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
That quick switch to the garage so the stream didn't get TOS'ed.
 
Jon returns to the Bible to curb his lust for Simmons
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Sam trying to influence votes is fucking gay. Team Simmons should win imo, they busted arse practicing and Simmons sacrificed his ancestors honour for
I honestly don’t care who wins. I mostly wanted to see the performance/results. But it is indeed clear Sam influenced the votes. You can tell he had his mind made up based on his body language before each skit.
 
I'm still catching up right now, just watched the skits, thoughts are:

Wow team Simmons got blown out. Badly. Just goes to show that old Chris Hitchens was 100% correct when he said "women aren't funny," and two unfunny bitches wrote that skit.

On the other hand, team Jon/Damiel dominated. Barely prepared, barely wrote, barely rehearsed but that didn't matter. Those two turned their immense sexual tension from all the bullying and headbutting into the performance of a lifetime.

Finally, holy shit Simmons is 100% a ladyboy. That nigga gay. Jon is not having it at all, doing his Tate pose to cope as usual.
 
so now we know which teams lost, any sperging on who will be the one(s) eliminated?
if it is a physical challenge then obviously fatty is getting taken out.
 
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