🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Full Theory:

Sam went out of his way to punish Simmons tonight. When they were given time to reach out to their families he rushed to make the foot fetish only fans. Sylvia has one but it’s years old and she complied by removing it from her socials. Simmons stepped out of line so now Sam is giving him a fish buck to cover his travel and is stacking the deck against him to get kicked out.
 
Sam almost kicked Jon in the face.
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Mr Goldstriker continues whaling on Jon. He kicks like two horses with their legs tied at the ankle, it's absurd.

 
Jon is in visible pain but doesn't want to tell Sam and get called a bitch, he's so stressed he took his shirt off. Jon audibly sighed when Sam put the gloves on lmfao. Sam says "be right back" and Jon goes "Okay..." then lays on his arms over the kitchen island, utterly exhausted. We've just seen two comedy sketches and this is the funniest bit of the night.
 
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