🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Gondola Enjoyer]

BY GOD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I'll give Jon this, he's a trooper. He has spirit. If even 10% of his bullshit madeup stories and grindset exploits are true he's a credit to retards everywhere. You need to be a real go-getter to get as far as he has with 11 IQ points, autism AND a speech impediment. He just won't let Jason down, always ready to take hits and learn. With the right mentor that boy might go places if Sam doesn't kill him first.

 

[Sammich]

I'm starting to feel bad for jon, holy hell.

 

[curbside2]

This show has made me a little soft. I feel oddly bad for both Simmons and Jon. Unlike a regular reality show I’ve watched these fuckers around the clock. Seeing Jon get beat up and Simmons bullied is admittedly tough. I guess this answers IDubbz worries that Sam is willing to hurt people for comedy lol

 

[Bohica]

are they testing the fish toy controls? mauro and the tranny are complaining of no A/C

They turned the heat up earlier in the day and (I'm assuming) it's been like that for a while.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Sam wailing on Jon and then giving him pointers is kino. Massive "old bloke at the pub giving advice" vibes

 

[waffle]

Its funny to watch Sam pull that jump-punch every time and still absolutely rock Jon.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

He's totally cucking Vance now, making him adjust his shorts.
Vance doesn't even realize, or doesn't care.

my estimation of Vance as a man has plummeted over the last 6 days.

 

[Sneedifarms]

jon literally fucking dying and being torn to shreds with every single punch

 

[Retink Retunk]

Both skits were noticeably worse than Sam Hyde just kicking the shit out of Jon for hours as Simmons and Mauro apparently just power down in their rooms

I'll give it to Jon for holding the pads. I'd probably volunteer for the post out of morbid curiosity as being in that position would be a rush.

 

[Meowstery]

The way Sam looked at the camera after Jon said "keep the 10k" SCREAMED Goldstriker was going to beat his fucking ass. Don't forget about Sam's video where he talks about "If Jon keeps being stupid I'll ask my lawyers how to legally beat his ass"

 

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Sam, to Jon: "OK, hold (the pads) a little closer to your head."

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

I'm calling it now, Sam is trying to train Jon to be a sidekick in future skits.

Vancefans seethe.

 

[Nigger Racism]

Jon will spend his 10k getting his arms casted if Mr Goldstriker doesn't settle down

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Meth Until Death]

Sam's trying to balance entertaining the audience and coaching Jon. Very comfy

 

[Sneedifarms]

mauro quietly simmering that there's no chance he gets eliminated this week

 

[Lowercase I internet]

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>Gets kicked in the face by a unit of a man.
>Shakes it off.
>Assumes position to be kicked again.

Jonbros, this is only a fraction of his power.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

The fat native is going to get bedsores from how much he lays about in the bed.

 

[Christ4President2024]

Jon once again proving he can hang with the big dogs, bravely taking full force sam hyde kicks